The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[GaleriaGila]

Oh, Rickeybird!
I feel SOOOOO vindicated and validated.

Marlowe is rolling over in his grave.

 

[Kentuckienne]

He bites me,
He loves me not.
He buttfeathers me,
He loves me not.

I see a pattern here.
It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that RING!

 

[Anansi]

Y'all are crazy! Hahaha! High comedy, here.

 

[LeaKP]

Yes put a ring on it [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[GaleriaGila]

Okay, now a quote from that bastion of modern feminism...

"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!"

-Beyonce

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Oh Rickeybird!

Come live with me, and be my stooge
There are no charges they can prove.
Misdemeanor, mischief, felony
Nothing they can pin on thee.

Apologies to Marlowe

I am a hopeless Romantic. I can't stand to see the two of you apart, not for another day.
I shall leave said window open and UP. And cookies and milk. For you or any other secret midnight Santa who cares to relieve us of our little green lump of coal.
Christmas in July! Cheers!!

 

[Anansi]

Oh Rickeybird!

Come live with me, and be my stooge
There are no charges they can prove.
Misdemeanor, mischief, felony
Nothing they can pin on thee.

Apologies to Marlowe

I am a hopeless Romantic. I can't stand to see the two of you apart, not for another day.
I shall leave said window open and UP. And cookies and milk. For you or any other secret midnight Santa who cares to relieve us of our little green lump of coal.
Christmas in July! Cheers!!

Hahahahahahahaha!!! The hilarity continues!

 

[Kentuckienne]

Green lump of coal! ROFLMAO! Let's see, they taught us grades of coal in Kentucky high school...that would be anthracite, bituminous, lignite ...and conurite? patagoniuos? Gail! What's the word?

 

[GaleriaGila]

Conurite!

Actually, the Rival informs me that green coal is a term applied to recycling of green plant matter with the goal of reducing nonsustainable fossil fuel (e.g., coal) consumption.

What a wet blanket... Blanketus rivalii.

 

[GaleriaGila]

LOL RICKEYBIRDS
*c o n t i n u e d*

The Rbird goes catfishing...

Oh, Rickeybird!!!!!

 

[Inger]

LOL RICKEYBIRDS

*c o n t i n u e d*



The Rbird goes catfishing...

Oh, Rickeybird!!!!!

Ahahahahahahahahaha you got me with that one.


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[GaleriaGila]

Oh, RICKEYBIRD!!!!

 

[SailBoat]

The provided knowledge base extends beyond normal topic limits. In fact, the joy of this Thread is its total lack of limits!

 

[LeaKP]

RBs roost may be where we ultimately find Kevin.


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[Inger]

Oh, RICKEYBIRD!!!!

You don't look as much like an African Grey in this pic? I'm confused? Which is the real you?

[emoji23][emoji23]


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[GaleriaGila]

Sailboat... yes, there are no limits. Thank gawd there is only ONE RICKEYBIRD!

LeaKP... your lips to God's ears... or...??? I give up on this one!

Inger... like many clumsy catfishers, the Rb has made a mistake and accidentally outed HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now he will sulk for days, having had his raunchy dreams rent assunder!

I love you guys...

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Sometimes I have no words, other than to echo my dear lady's cries...............
"Oh, Rickeybird!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[LeaKP]

Through the penthouse "back channel" (sorry couldn't resist) Nigel is placing a call to RB wondering if there's been a recent sighting of Kevin.

 

[GaleriaGila]

As usual, the Rb is absurdly proud of his low-brow exploits.
Here he is having a "fashion shoot" with a notorious Hott-Hens Club dancer, "Moonie".
He invited Kevin to observe and have a cloaca(lap?)-dance from Moonie later.
Not sure what happened... apparently, the Rb had to collect some gambling winnings and left...
Oh, Rickeybird!!!!!

 

[LeaKP]

A Kevin sighting at last! Of course he was the photographer.


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