The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[GaleriaGila]

Sometimes these Blasts from the Past carry warnings! Take this one for example, from three years ago tomorrow. An innocent victim of indulgent parronting, no doubt. Parronts, limit that video game time, be on the lookout for inconspicuous vaping equipment, and don't let the youngsters read this Scrapbook!!!!!! You're welcome.

11-12-2016, 09:54 AM
LOL RICKEYBIRDS
*continued*

If only I had had your good counsel in the early days!!!!!!

 

[GaleriaGila]

I channeled the Rickeybird again... NOW look what he's up to!



"OKAY HELLO THIS THE RICKEYBIRD I NEED TO TELL YALL ALL BOUT THIS RIGHT HERE WHICH I GOT ON THE INNERNET.
November is National ADOPT-A-SENIOR-PET MONTH!
'While baby animals steal hearts, senior pets can make wonderful companions, too!'
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/adopt-a-senior-pet-month-november/
HERE IS DEAL I AM SENIOR PARROT 35 YEARS OLE AND AM VERY SMART WITH EVERYTHING GOOD WITH DOGS N CATS FRIENDLY TO EVERBODY NEVER MESSY WITH FOODS QUIET VERY QUIET GOOD MANNERS DONT DESTROY STUFF AT ALL VERY LOVING BIRD BUTTT I GET NO RESPECK HERE NO TOYZ HERE NO GOOD FOOD HERE NO TIME OUT OF CAGE HERE NO NOTHING SOOOOOOOOOOOO I READY FOR NEW HOME AM ONY 35 YEARS OLE OKAY????????? PLEASE SEND TAXI TO RBIRD AT P O BOX NUMBERSNUMBERS IN CLEVELAND OH HI OH, THANK YOU BUT ONLY SINCERE PEEPS APPLY LIKE THOSE WHAT GOT BETTER ENVIRONMENT AND MAYBE HOT HENZ WHAT NOSE HOW TO PARTY!!!!!!!! I WAITING AT BACK DOOR OKAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING PLENTY OF NICE GREEN CHILE FOR TRIP HOME TO MY NEW PLACE!!!!!!"

 

[saurian]

I'm sorry, I see no difference between the pictures! You both look so young!

 

[LeaKP]

I channeled the Rickeybird again... NOW look what he's up to!







"OKAY HELLO THIS THE RICKEYBIRD I NEED TO TELL YALL ALL BOUT THIS RIGHT HERE WHICH I GOT ON THE INNERNET.

November is National ADOPT-A-SENIOR-PET MONTH!

'While baby animals steal hearts, senior pets can make wonderful companions, too!'

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/adopt-a-senior-pet-month-november/

HERE IS DEAL I AM SENIOR PARROT 35 YEARS OLE AND AM VERY SMART WITH EVERYTHING GOOD WITH DOGS N CATS FRIENDLY TO EVERBODY NEVER MESSY WITH FOODS QUIET VERY QUIET GOOD MANNERS DONT DESTROY STUFF AT ALL VERY LOVING BIRD BUTTT I GET NO RESPECK HERE NO TOYZ HERE NO GOOD FOOD HERE NO TIME OUT OF CAGE HERE NO NOTHING SOOOOOOOOOOOO I READY FOR NEW HOME AM ONY 35 YEARS OLE OKAY????????? PLEASE SEND TAXI TO RBIRD AT P O BOX NUMBERSNUMBERS IN CLEVELAND OH HI OH, THANK YOU BUT ONLY SINCERE PEEPS APPLY LIKE THOSE WHAT GOT BETTER ENVIRONMENT AND MAYBE HOT HENZ WHAT NOSE HOW TO PARTY!!!!!!!! I WAITING AT BACK DOOR OKAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING PLENTY OF NICE GREEN CHILE FOR TRIP HOME TO MY NEW PLACE!!!!!!"

I love this. My son wanted a dog and adopted a senior dog with cataracts and balance issues. He’s been a best friend and perfect fit.


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[LaManuka]

Oh Rickeybird you poor neglected creature! I had no idea your conditions were so bad!! I will send a specially chartered Flying Kangaroo 747 all kitted our with toyz and Hot Henz and an in-flight Party Zone and it will land direckly in your street in Oh-Hi-Oh and whisk you away from your terrible parronts to a wonderful new life Down Under. And I will have your parronts arrested for negleck!

 

[GaleriaGila]

Saurian Michael, thank you! Flattery will get you everyhere.
Love those cute bandages... they could make parrot bites look sexy.

Lea, ain't it the truth? Senior critters have such special stuff to share. I have a buddy who adopts ONLY older/special needs/medically frail dogs... he usually has 3-5 at any time. His household is among the happiest on Earth.

LaM... I see that you speak fluent Rickeybird!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure he would love to run away with you and your flock, but I must put a stop to his antics. I am hopelessly in love with his royal abusiveness. Do feel free to indulge his obnoxiousness, though... he is much more pleasant around the house when he thinks he has admirers!

 

[LaManuka]

That Rickeybird bro, he get no respeck,
He just wanna party, but his mom she negleck,
You come on Down Under cuzz,
You’ll get such a buzz,
We’ll party so hearty you’ll end up a wreck!

 

[Laurasea]

That Rickeybird bro, he get no respeck,
He just wanna party, but his mom she negleck,
You come on Down Under cuzz,
You’ll get such a buzz,
We’ll party so hearty you’ll end up a wreck!

RickeyBird thinks he's senior
His momma thinks he can't get meaner,
RickeyBird wants to chase hot hens
But his momma gonna keep him in a big pen
RickeyBird says he gonna relocate
His momma says stop that hate
RickeyBirds gotta date Down Under
thinks it's gonna be a whole lot funner!
His momma says she's got green
peppers, a lot more than can be seen!
Heck RickeyBird he ain't mean
And his momma's the best there's ever been!

 

[LaManuka]

RickeyBird thinks he's senior
His momma thinks he can't get meaner,
RickeyBird wants to chase hot hens
But his momma gonna keep him in a big pen
RickeyBird says he gonna relocate
His momma says stop that hate
RickeyBirds gotta date Down Under
thinks it's gonna be a whole lot funner!
His momma says she's got green
peppers, a lot more than can be seen!
Heck RickeyBird he ain't mean
And his momma's the best there's ever been!

Respeck Laurasea, total respeck!!

 

[Laurasea]

I was thinking....
Neptune wants RickeyBird to be his best mate
Together they'll get more hens to date!
Neptune wants to hit the Vegas scene
One boy blue, one boy green
Together brighter than the Vegas sheen
Ouuta the way fellows
Hello gals!
One boy bellows
the other boy growls
Feathers fly
I ain't gonna lie
As to who got the most hens
I think it was a tie
Ohh the might have beens!
If RickeyBird and Neptune Blue
Off to Vegas flew!!

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

I was thinking....
Neptune wants RickeyBird to be his best mate
Together they'll get more hens to date!
Neptune wants to hit the Vegas scene
One boy blue, one boy green
Together brighter than the Vegas sheen
Ouuta the way fellows
Hello gals!
One boy bellows
the other boy growls
Feathers fly
I ain't gonna lie
As to who got the most hens
I think it was a tie
Ohh the might have beens!
If RickeyBird and Neptune Blue
Off to Vegas flew!!

Stuff like this is why I come here!:18:


Jim

 

[Laurasea]

I was thinking....
Neptune wants RickeyBird to be his best mate
Together they'll get more hens to date!
Neptune wants to hit the Vegas scene
One boy blue, one boy green
Together brighter than the Vegas sheen
Ouuta the way fellows
Hello gals!
One boy bellows
the other boy growls
Feathers fly
I ain't gonna lie
As to who got the most hens
I think it was a tie
Ohh the might have beens!
If RickeyBird and Neptune Blue
Off to Vegas flew!!

Stuff like this is why I come here!:18:


Jim

Thanks Jim! I had fun writing it, weather follows poem rules or not

 

[GaleriaGila]

Oh, MANNNNNNNNNNNNN, you all knock me OUTTTTT!!!!!
LaM, how dooo you dooo it? You have got a whole Downundah Gangsta thang goin' on. You and Laura are the SALT 'n' Pepa of the Parrot Forums, I swear. All you need are some poppin' outfits, stage effects, and a worthy audience, and...
I can hear it now.
"What a bird, what a bird, what a bird, what a mighty good bird...!"

Hey, the whole beauty of rap, for me, is the absolute disobedience to rules of poetry and music and traditional rhymes. I seriously love these things you ladies wrote. If only some of the recording powers-that-be read our forums. Or, if they do, I exect you ladies to be getting some offers!



Just for fun, I'm gonna re-post a little piece of work tha Kentuckienne wrote for me a while back.
"Queen of Bavaria rap, by Kentuckienne"
Don't challenge me 'cause my rhymes will bury ya'
I'm Q.O.B. I'm the Queen of Bavaria
I bring the thunder, I rule the weather,
You mess with me, you get buttfeathered.
I got me a friend and I say the word,
You gonna get a dose of the Rickey Bird.
I'm the Beauty and he's the Beast
Your rhymes a snack, but our's the feast
You better keep up 'cause I ain't gonna carry ya
You never saw nothing like the Queen of Bavaria."

I stand in awe of the rhymin' ladies, and I consider the mic dropped!

And as for the Rickeybird...



"There's enough of me to go around, ladieszszszszs!"

 

[Laurasea]

That Rickeybird bro, he get no respeck,
He just wanna party, but his mom she negleck,
You come on Down Under cuzz,
You’ll get such a buzz,
We’ll party so hearty you’ll end up a wreck!

La M inspired me. I think last year around this time she and both did the same thing on your thread??....

 

[GaleriaGila]

Y'all are my Poet Laureates... PARROT Laureates!!!
I have dispatched the Scrapbook Archivist to locate these gems.
Maybe we can construct a Rickeybird Rap Anthology, complemented by a couple of his actual recorded raps.
Then again, gee, I don't know if the world is ready...

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Oh, the world is most assuredly NOT READY for that...................................
But maybe it's ready for this.

Oh lookie here, I see that November is..............................
NATIONAL PEPPER MONTH!
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-pepper-month-november/
Since the Rickeybird's favorite things in the world are chile peppers, here is a little pepper-ology of past Scrapbook photos.

I don't have a mic to drop so I'll drop a pepper. THUNK.

Peace out
Rival

​

 

[Laurasea]

All these green chilies
they make me feel silly
Come on all you Santa helpers
You gotta send me green peppers!
If you wanna be my friend
Green peppers you must send
Get your shopping list
Green chilies make the best gift!
Peppers and hens
Write it down get your pens
RickeyBirds Rival
gets none if he knows what's good for survival!

 

[GaleriaGila]

"Shhhhhh, c'mere, Laura, you really GET me, baybee, hey lissen here, i decided you the only one for me, i give all the others up for good juss you an me. you bring all your peppers over later and we share em then we get married, then you can drop me off at LaManukie's house I share her peppers, then I got to be back home in times for supper so Gail don't get suspiciously, then you come over next day an we do it all again tomorrow! This gonna be great! Hey, you got phone number for any other hens what gots peppers too?? Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Looks like all this rhyming and romance has put the Scrapbook over the edge!

 

[LaManuka]

Here's my garden fresh chiles, just for you,
Hot, red and waiting for you to chew!
Laurasea's smokin' rhymin'
Beats my lame freestylin'
But y'all can come to my house for chiles beaucoup!

 

[Laurasea]

Here's my garden fresh chiles, just for you,
Hot, red and waiting for you to chew!
Laurasea's smokin' rhymin'
Beats my lame freestylin'
But y'all can come to my house for chiles beaucoup!

I love it!! And pictures!!! How can a girl compete?!?