The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[AmyMyBlueFront]

Ms Gail..seriously...you have a TON of talent! I swear your new addition could be a baby RB. I have a bunch of Amy's sleeves and rudders I could send you to add to your collection..or would Rickeys beak get out-of-joint,so to speak? What a minute...maybe it's not such a good idea. Rival would prolly get a hold of them and wave 'em in RB's face..just to break chops. You know how Rival can be at times!


Jim

 

[GaleriaGila]

Jim, I would love to make you a little sumthin'-sumthin' out of Amy's cast-offs. I have done this for a few folks lately. After all, the Rb can produce only so many feathers, and I'm really having fun. Basically, you could send me a batch, and I make something and send back the creation plus the remnants.
If I get overwhelmed, I know y'all are all understanding!
The offer goes for any of you.

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Continuing along the lines of interesting new plumages...
I'm still making stuff out of the Rickeybird's molted feathers.

Ms Gail..seriously...you have a TON of talent! I swear your new addition could be a baby RB. I have a bunch of Amy's sleeves and rudders I could send you to add to your collection..or would Rickeys beak get out-of-joint,so to speak? What a minute...maybe it's not such a good idea. Rival would prolly get a hold of them and wave 'em in RB's face..just to break chops. You know how Rival can be at times!


Jim

Jim, I would love to make you a little sumthin'-sumthin' out of Amy's cast-offs. I have done this for a few folks lately. After all, the Rb can produce only so many feathers, and I'm really having fun. Basically, you could send me a batch, and I make something and send back the creation plus the remnants.
If I get overwhelmed, I know y'all are all understanding!
The offer goes for any of you.

I wish you all could see the Missus with feathers all over the coffee table....................... and floor and couch and end tables..................making her creations. When she is at certain points, nobody is allowed to do anything that might create a breeze, not even the flapping Bird, who is banned to his room when things are at a critical point. And I am forbidden to open any windows. At last, Bird and I are treated equally.
HAH..............................

 

[SailBoat]

Take great care RB! This sounds like it is transitioning into the first coming of the Feather Snatcher. The story only thickens! And, worst of all, Winter is only a few months away!

 

[GaleriaGila]

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

Take great care RB! This sounds like it is transitioning into the first coming of the Feather Snatcher. The story only thickens! And, worst of all, Winter is only a few months away!

'Boat's...I can see it now! Rival mumbling all about "The Bird's" clothing all over the house. He goes and puts RB in the trunk of his car and takes "The Bird" for a "long walk off a short peer"...if you know what I mean!:52: Then,with the very well constructed "fake" RB that he puts in to the real RB's house...no one is non-the-wiser!



Jim

( geez I hope I didn't give "someone" any idea's here!)

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Jim, my Brother, I doubt you could suggest any nefarious scenario that hasn't already entered my mind. Remember the line from The Godfather movie, paraphrasing, "Leave the conure, bring the cannoli"?
Anyway, I will make ammends by including here the POTM contest entry that I submitted for Scott's September "Grooming" Contest.

This is a collage I made of the Missus' sun-up photos of her stinker as he prepares himself for yet another day of her pesky adoration. Must be rough. I wouldn't know.
Oh and by the way, I do believe that this is the first time I have ever used the word collage, much less made one. :38:

 

[GaleriaGila]

As Scrapbook Archivist, I think I am not overstepping myself by providing a quick "buttfeathering" reference for newer readers. This word has been a transformative addition to the Parrot Forums lexicon.
http://www.parrotforums.com/general-parrot-information/65614-buttfeathering.html
Now then, I must address my wife's recent forray into recycling the Bird's molted feathers into works of Art, thus occasioning much hilarity.

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I agreed that it truly is a feathery house of horrors here, starting with the talking heap of feathers on the left there, and now indeed it's all over the walls. But wait, there's more. Your humble Scrapbook Archivist remembered and retrieved this photo of the very early Scrapbook pages, long before the Internet, if you can believe that..................................

The year was 2000, folks, two-oh-oh-oh. So this feather recycling business has been going on for a long time. I think it's a great idea.
I suggest we try using 'em for cleaning our ears out, for kittycat chew toys, for picking our teeth, basting turkeys, stuff like that.
And the Bird is kind of a walking (flying) dispenser for all this recycling. If I need a quick toothpick? C'mere a sec, Bird.......................................

THIS JUST IN!

~URGENT CONURE MORSE CODE TRANSMISSION~

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecyBrnd_OvE"]rickeybirdproductions - SOS! - YouTube[/ame]

[TRANSCRIPT: "SOS, SOS - EMERGENCY ALERT TO ALL BIRDZSZS, THE HUMANS IS AFTER YOUR MOLTED FETHERSZS, THEY'S MAKIN ALL KINDS OF STUFF OUT OF EM AND EVEN HANGIN EM ON WALLS FOR NO REASON, NEXT THEY'LL BE PLUCKIN US NAKED, RUN FER YER LIVEZSZSZSZ! SOS, SOS!!!"]​

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

As Scrapbook Archivist, I think I am not overstepping myself by providing a quick "buttfeathering" reference for newer readers. This word has been a transformative addition to the Parrot Forums lexicon.
http://www.parrotforums.com/general-parrot-information/65614-buttfeathering.html
Now then, I must address my wife's recent forray into recycling the Bird's molted feathers into works of Art, thus occasioning much hilarity.

************

I agreed that it truly is a feathery house of horrors here, starting with the talking heap of feathers on the left there, and now indeed it's all over the walls. But wait, there's more. Your humble Scrapbook Archivist remembered and retrieved this photo of the very early Scrapbook pages, long before the Internet, if you can believe that..................................

The year was 2000, folks, two-oh-oh-oh. So this feather recycling business has been going on for a long time. I think it's a great idea.
I suggest we try using 'em for cleaning our ears out, for kittycat chew toys, for picking our teeth, basting turkeys, stuff like that.
And the Bird is kind of a walking (flying) dispenser for all this recycling. If I need a quick toothpick? C'mere a sec, Bird.......................................

THIS JUST IN!

~URGENT CONURE MORSE CODE TRANSMISSION~

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecyBrnd_OvE"]rickeybirdproductions - SOS! - YouTube[/ame]

[TRANSCRIPT: "SOS, SOS - EMERGENCY ALERT TO ALL BIRDZSZS, THE HUMANS IS AFTER YOUR MOLTED FETHERSZS, THEY'S MAKIN ALL KINDS OF STUFF OUT OF EM AND EVEN HANGIN EM ON WALLS FOR NO REASON, NEXT THEY'LL BE PLUCKIN US NAKED, RUN FER YER LIVEZSZSZSZ! SOS, SOS!!!"]​

RB you're so dramatic at times!


Jim

 

[LeaKP]

Rival auditions are currently being held at Greywood studios! [emoji23]


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[SailBoat]

Rival auditions are currently being held at Greywood studios! [emoji23]
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Greywood studios! --
Hmmm, time to turn on the cameras.
This could be epic or not!!!

 

[Laurasea]

Neptune and I were looking at this ...he said uh-0h.
I started laughing so hard, then Neptune started laughing . So much entertainment in your scrapbook.

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

Neptune and I were looking at this ...he said uh-0h.
I started laughing so hard, then Neptune started laughing . So much entertainment in your scrapbook.

Never a dull moment at The Bird's house,I say!


Jim

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

As Scrapbook Archivist, I think I am not overstepping myself by providing a quick "buttfeathering" reference for newer readers. This word has been a transformative addition to the Parrot Forums lexicon.
http://www.parrotforums.com/general-parrot-information/65614-buttfeathering.html
Now then, I must address my wife's recent forray into recycling the Bird's molted feathers into works of Art, thus occasioning much hilarity.

I agreed that it truly is a feathery house of horrors here, starting with the talking heap of feathers on the left there, and now indeed it's all over the walls. But wait, there's more. Your humble Scrapbook Archivist remembered and retrieved this photo of the very early Scrapbook pages, long before the Internet, if you can believe that..................................

The year was 2000, folks, two-oh-oh-oh. So this feather recycling business has been going on for a long time. I think it's a great idea.
I suggest we try using 'em for cleaning our ears out, for kittycat chew toys, for picking our teeth, basting turkeys, stuff like that.
And the Bird is kind of a walking (flying) dispenser for all this recycling. If I need a quick toothpick? C'mere a sec, Bird.......................................

THIS JUST IN!

~URGENT CONURE MORSE CODE TRANSMISSION~
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecyBrnd_OvE"]rickeybirdproductions - SOS! - YouTube[/ame]

[TRANSCRIPT: "SOS, SOS - EMERGENCY ALERT TO ALL BIRDZSZS, THE HUMANS IS AFTER YOUR MOLTED FETHERSZS, THEY'S MAKIN ALL KINDS OF STUFF OUT OF EM AND EVEN HANGIN EM ON WALLS FOR NO REASON, NEXT THEY'LL BE PLUCKIN US NAKED, RUN FER YER LIVEZSZSZSZ! SOS, SOS!!!"]​

RB you're so dramatic at times!
Jim

Rival auditions are currently being held at Greywood studios! [emoji23]
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Greywood studios! --
Hmmm, time to turn on the cameras.
This could be epic or not!!!

I want George Clooney to play me. Meryl Streep can play the Missus. The Rb? I have a feather duster that'll do just fine.

Anybody else who wants to be in the movie, let Graywood Central Casting know your preferences!

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

THIS JUST IN!

~URGENT CONURE MORSE CODE TRANSMISSION~
rickeybirdproductions - SOS! - YouTube

[TRANSCRIPT: "SOS, SOS - EMERGENCY ALERT TO ALL BIRDZSZS, THE HUMANS IS AFTER YOUR MOLTED FETHERSZS, THEY'S MAKIN ALL KINDS OF STUFF OUT OF EM AND EVEN HANGIN EM ON WALLS FOR NO REASON, NEXT THEY'LL BE PLUCKIN US NAKED, RUN FER YER LIVEZSZSZSZ! SOS, SOS!!!"]​

RB you're so dramatic at times!
Jim

Rival auditions are currently being held at Greywood studios! [emoji23]
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Greywood studios! --
Hmmm, time to turn on the cameras.
This could be epic or not!!!

I want George Clooney to play me. Meryl Streep can play the Missus. The Rb? I have a feather duster that'll do just fine.

Anybody else who wants to be in the movie, let Graywood Central Casting know your preferences!

I see Clint Eastwood playing Rival..."c'mon Bird..make my day!" and Meg Ryan for Ms Gail..(shes my hero ) and maybe Fred (from Beretta) for RB..now if you remember that show,it's showing your age :eek


Jim

 

[GaleriaGila]

Much better, Jim, much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, I'm busy making a casting list of each/all of you, and I'll be submitting it to Greywood Studios! Like... ummm... starting with the Moderatorzszszszszs...

 

[LaManuka]

Ooooh this will be a blockbuster to leave even “ABBA - The Movie” in the shade, I cannot wait!!

 

[GaleriaGila]

And while that's all in the works...

THIS JUST IN!
Bottle Caps are Radioactive! And they carry evil spirits. And they are financing a remake of "ABBA - the Movie!"
AWAY WITH THE BOTTLE CAPS!!!!!!

 

[LaManuka]

Yeah and this time they’re gonna leave “Ashley the DJ” out...!

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

Now THAT was funny! :18:


Jim