Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[Rozalka]

Tiki wants to become a Pokemon, so she met a wizard who claims that knows a spell how to make it. She thinks that the wizard is real and believes she will become a Pokemon in few weeks

 

[clark_conure]

Rozalka is going to be on the Joe Rogan podcast next week promoting her new book how to get a gecko tattoo. The forward was done by that gieko gecko so you know it's good.

Joe is also expected to ask her about her career as a neurosurgeon that paints on her patients brains before sewing them up.

 

[ριgριzυ]

clark actually drank roz's apple juice and turned into a bird

 

[Rozalka]

Seriously Pizu - why did you post Pokemon pictures on a Dinosaur group?

 

[BirdyBee]

Roz, you are so cruel! Roz has giant juicing machine that she uses for killing all sorts of bugs! Butterflies, spiders, praying mantis, you name it! Even the rarest species! No wonder so many has gone extinct!

 

[Rozalka]

Pipp owns Archive of your Own site. Because her math is so terrible, my calculations turned out to be more right than her.
Why am I writing things based on my real life just putting the previous poster like it was (s)he... - I really saw a post about Pokemons on prehistoric animals group and really my calcuations turned out to be more correct than this what the site said.

 

[Zoruace]

Rozalka
is the master of clumsiness
she always trips on her extremely short hair

 

[Rozalka]

Zoruace has no hair. Instead of them she has 3 Pokemon tatoos there but only few people know about them cos she ALWAYS wears a hat. Even during sleeping.

 

[Zoruace]

Roz has an infinite amount of geeko tattoos on her legs and hands

 

[ριgριzυ]

tiki sleeps with a pokemon body pillow

 

[Zoruace]

How did you kno- WHAT NO
PIZU LIKES HIS PILLOW TI BE HOT ON BOTH SIDES (If you know ,you know.)

 

[ριgριzυ]

ewwwww, tiki doesnt sleep with a blanket

 

[Zoruace]

Pizu is telling the truth. (I dont )

 

[ριgριzυ]

tiki is not weird

 

[BirdyBee]

um guys- this is not lies, it's just saying stupid stuff about each other...

Can we please think of good lies?(sorry if I offended you guys)

Pizu works for a criminal organization. He creates spyware for devices. Just last year, he created a file that can infect any device without even clicking a link! All you have to do is send the person an email, message, etc, containing the spyware file and.. the device is immediately infected, and the hacker has access to all your passwords, files, phone numbers, etc.

And the worst part is that... there is no way of telling you have been hacked, unless when it is far too late. A lot of famous companies had to shut down, because all their staff's computers/phones have been hacked, and the hackers sent spam to all the companies' customers, discouraging them from getting products/services from them.

Luckily, Pizu got sent to jail this year for 30 years and the spyware has been eradicated. It still doesn't make up for the people who lost their companies/businesses/jobs...

























(was that a good one? I tried to be creative It's terrible I know )

 

[ριgριzυ]

Pizu works for a criminal organization.

the criminal organization is team rocket

also pipp works for a banana factory, but his actual passion is science. so he spends his spare time in the back of the factory fusing bird embryos and bananas... he created this

 

[BirdyBee]

the criminal organization is team rocket

also pipp works for a banana factory, but his actual passion is science. so he spends his spare time in the back of the factory fusing bird embryos and bananas... he created this View attachment 38265

Ok- wh- whaaa?? That banostrich is so- OH MY GOSH!
(where do you get these pics? LOL)

(also, I'm a girl sooo- she/her pronouns please )

 

[ριgριzυ]

Ok- wh- whaaa?? That banostrich is so- OH MY GOSH!
(where do you get these pics? LOL)

(also, I'm a girl sooo- she/her pronouns please )

( im so sorry for miss gendering, also just google [there were some creepy banana birds....])

 

[Rozalka]

Pizu makes videos on Youtube about us. And it's not fun at all - he has already made videos about Scott, Zoru, LaManuka, Chris, Fozzy and now he wants to make a video about me! And you know what? I've already watched all the videos and they aren't good a tall - he laughs at other people's hobbies. Recently he was laughing so much at Zoru's Pokemon obsession despite he isn't better. Pizu loves My Little Pony - he's watched all the episodes, writes a lot of fanfics and collects plushies. He thinks that being a bronie is fine, but being obsessed about other things - not really.
Please Pizu, don't laugh at other people and stop making these dump videos!
Note: I'm not attacking you. I just wanna stay by side of these poor people who have videos on YT

 

[BirdyBee]

Pizu makes videos on Youtube about us. And it's not fun at all - he has already made videos about Scott, Zoru, LaManuka, Chris, Fozzy and now he wants to make a video about me! And you know what? I've already watched all the videos and they aren't good a tall - he laughs at other people's hobbies. Recently he was laughing so much at Zoru's Pokemon obsession despite he isn't better. Pizu loves My Little Pony - he's watched all the episodes, writes a lot of fanfics and collects plushies. He thinks that being a bronie is fine, but being obsessed about other things - not really.
Please Pizu, don't laugh at other people and stop making these dump videos!
Note: I'm not attacking you. I just wanna stay by side of these poor people who have videos on YT

Ya know I actually got a fright when I first saw this but then I read the thread title