rheashard2 doesn't understand birds...
I don't think birds are real anymore....
Today every time I went to the far end of the room to refill a glass at the mini fridge in my man cave I got a fly by by a budgie, same one every time. At first I thought it might be telling me oh no a bird might be in that area on the ground. But I checked and everyone is ok, and in the cage island. The government is obviously very interested in my movements to the minifridge. This is a new thing. They activated my Biological Intelligence Reconnaissance Drone. Sometimes if I wait a bit I get a second or even third pass. There is no reason to do this. But he does.
I think rheashard2 is an NSA agent activating my budgie and just trying to pretend to not be involved.