tiki originates from this little island in the alantic ocean called the, "McDonald's Island"... land where not one could dare to touch for the safety and sake of the entire globalized population. I myself have heard urban legends of this mysterious tikitiel and the mysterious creatures that inhabit that strange land... the most popular one amongst the crowd tells a darkening story on a late, rural night... "on a dark, stormy night, a mist of fog and daze swept the putrid lands of the early colonization of present-day Florida, the land was mucky and lifeless from the constant blockation of the sun and the terrible downfall that had been occurring for the past week or so... as the men and woman of the Seminole tribe set up camp and built their structures, a distant scream could be heard,,, "AHHHH". The percing scream could be heard among the distant lands, so as the scream ended... beautiful music could be heard gracefully swimming among the fog into one's ear, out into the other..." to be continued