LeaKP
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RB needs a counter like this one...
Sorry Gail!
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I know the feeling! I struggle in many ways to face the morning.
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You know how I brag about how clever I am never to have my hair UP when the Rb is loose? So that he can't bite my ears, and all he gets is a beakful of hair? Works great! Except when I forget.
Exhibit A.
I felt him going for my ear, so I twisted and ducked, which somehow got him to bite me upside down, leaving a lower mandible portrait. Then he flew away to the top of the grandfather clock, where I can't reach! It bled a lot, of course, as ears do. This is after styptic and washing. Don't I look like I'm about to cry? It still hurts my feelings, as much as it hurts my ear!
Ear armor? You could tell RB you finally grew feathers.
That "leaving a lower mandible portrait" as you are referring to it, has all the appearances of the famous Eastern European, upside-down, Vampire bite! It also explains much about RB's behavioral issues. Take great care to watch the Moon faze calendar And, it appears that he is a mutant that has crossed the Sunlight / Moonlight barrier.
Fear rocks Greytown as the news spreads and knowledge of the religious relics store sold near all their stock!
Whatever your political affiliation, surely you will support my campaign for border security concerning this Patagonian terrorist.
Whatever your political affiliation, surely you will support my campaign for border security concerning this Patagonian terrorist.
Better yet, let's just report him to ICE.