The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[Kentuckienne]

Told you her rhymes would bury 'ya. Rickeybird's mom is the Queen of Bavaria.

 

[GaleriaGila]

Nigel has tried to enroll the RB in his course for gentleparrots.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

"A Limerickeybird Limerick about Gentleparrots, for my dude Nigel"

"Grey ladies, don't just wanna HIT you,
But you know that when I say RIT-ROO,
I'm ready to preen
All my shades of green!
Grey ladies, I'll be GENTLE wit you!
Signed, Rb"

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUXus5Mhdio"]rickeybirdproductions - RIT-ROO redux - YouTube[/ame]




Kentuckienne... I will NEVER miss an opportunity to "re-Tweet" the excellent rap you wrote for me way back when...

'Don't challenge me 'cause my rhymes will bury ya'
I'm Q.O.B. I'm the Queen of Bavaria
I bring the thunder, I rule the weather,
You mess with me, you get buttfeathered.
I got me a friend and I say the word,
You gonna get a dose of the Rickey Bird.
I'm the Beauty and he's the Beast
Your rhymes a snack, but our's the feast
You better keep up 'cause I ain't gonna carry ya
You never saw nothing like the Queen of Bavaria.'

Can anybody read that without a chuckle? I can't!
Oh, wait... this may have been what got the Rb started with his rapping and limericking and parody-ing songs...
!!!$#@&^%*&^$#@!!!

As Nigel said... DROP THAT MIC!

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Okay, my turn.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No Casanova
Ever said RIT-ROO.

 

[GaleriaGila]

More LIMERICKEYBIRD Limericks, alas.
.
.
.

.
.
.

OH, RICKEYBIRD!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

More LIMERICKEYBIRD Limericks, alas.
.
.
.

.
.
.

OH, RICKEYBIRD!!!!!!!!!

Oh Rickeybird (*&^%$#@$%^&*(&^%

Let me retort.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In popular parlance
Bird, you da foo'.

*dropping the mic, bowing courteously*

 

[LeaKP]

#respect


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[tashawithanekkie]

Hens love rap battles and poetry slams. Makes you look all creative and sensitive-like.

 

[Kentuckienne]

#respect


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yes! RESPECT!

 

[GaleriaGila]

More LIMERICKEYBIRD Limericks, alas.
.
.
.

.
.
.

OH, RICKEYBIRD!!!!!!!!!

Oh Rickeybird (*&^%$#@$%^&*(&^%

Let me retort.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In popular parlance
Bird, you da foo'.

*dropping the mic, bowing courteously*

.
.
.


LeaKP... # YO!

tasha... well, the Rb could USE some sensitive-like, for sure. Ummmmmmmmmmmm... so could The Rival! :30:

Kentuckienne... # Respect?
# Find out what it means to me!!!! :18:

Rival... # HATER!

 

[GaleriaGila]

99% of his day is spent screaming and snapping and destroying things and throwing food, buttt... every now and then, just for a moment, he becomes a precious sleeping fluffball, muttering sweet nothings in his sleep.

*sigh* Oh, Rickeybird...

 

[LeaKP]

Worth it...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

More LIMERICKEYBIRD Limericks, alas.
.

.

OH, RICKEYBIRD!!!!!!!!!

Oh Rickeybird (*&^%$#@$%^&*(&^%

Let me retort.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In popular parlance
Bird, you da foo'.

*dropping the mic, bowing courteously*

.


LeaKP... # YO!

tasha... well, the Rb could USE some sensitive-like, for sure. Ummmmmmmmmmmm... so could The Rival! :30:

Kentuckienne... # Respect?
# Find out what it means to me!!!! :18:

Rival... # HATER!

Oh yeah?

I'M A HATER?????

Roses are now
Violets are later
Telling the truth
Don't make me a hater


[dropping the mic, nodding to Lea]

Rival OUT.

Wait, do you drop the mic before or after you say the OUT part???

Nevermind...... I'm good. :14:

 

[SailBoat]

Interesting my Rivaling Friend! You're the Hater and if I recall all the stories correctly, you have been more than fair over all this years. History has a way of stacking the deck against the real (all be he kind of small) criminal here. A fairly long rap sheet if I read it /hear it.

The great news is that Rickeybird cannot enjoy a wonderful cold one and likely hasn't a clue what it is! So, as the evening now draws close, the lights go low and covers are set in place - what's that sound of victory: Aaaa yes, pusssssssh, click, Aaaaa! Glory Moment! Enjoy, tomorrow starts soon enough!

 

[GaleriaGila]

Mr. Boat, the United Nations needs you... you are the bridge-er of chasms, the join-er of distant shores, the sooth-er of combative souls.

The Rb is sound asleep and the Rival is toasting you with a Bass Ale.

 

[Kentuckienne]

Rival knows that if HE bit Gail, peed on her shoulder, and screamed into her ear he would be sleeping in the dog house, not being fed peppers and dainty treats. Life's not fair.

 

[LeaKP]

Rival knows that if HE bit Gail, peed on her shoulder, and screamed into her ear he would be sleeping in the dog house, not being fed peppers and dainty treats. Life's not fair.

That about sums it up.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[GaleriaGila]

Kentuckienne, LeaKP... life ISN'T fair... and no relief in sight for Rival...
.
.
.

.
.
.

Oh, Rickeybird!

 

[SailBoat]

Now that is just scary, even for the RickeyBird! Explains much, but still scary!


FYI for Rival: The correct combination is to state 'OUT,' switch 'OFF' the Mic and then drop the Mic!

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Boat, old sport......
My thanks.
The Bird is in his dreams. I am in my cups.

Rival OUT!

*Mic off, dropped*

I feel very hip. Cheers!

 

[Kentuckienne]

You have to say "out" before you drop the mic, because otherwise no one will hear your triumphant gloat at a decent volume.