The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

Hey Rickeybird I ran your proposal of marriage past Her Royal Haughtiness La Principessa and her response was “We are not amused!” Sorry to let you down Big Guy, looks like those cute little demon cyber-spawn we hoped for will have to wait!



Dang. I’m an internet ordained minister and I was going to volunteer to perform the ceremony.


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Lol! It DOES sound like an excuse to slack off!


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My 'net has been down. I turn my back and look what happens. The bird is harassing a proper young princess and trying to get favors from our respected forum ladies.
I must offer the following history of evidence of the bird's documented debauchery. And it's far from a complete list.

By the way.............. Inger, do you do exorcisms??????????








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For this occasion of birthday, Kevin has sent Rickeybird a singing telegram via, the vulture hens have been hiding their drumsticks.

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Meanwhile the toos are getting takeaway for the vulture hens, they expect to be at Rickeybirds place for a while.
 

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Cracker take-out? Okay, but...
The vulture hens...

The vulture hens?

The VULTURE HENS!

That is the most PROFANE, HILARIOUS, BRAIN-SEARING bird photo I have ever seen. EVER. Thank you, dear Lea.

The vulture hens...
I may be done for the day.
 
For this occasion of birthday, Kevin has sent Rickeybird a singing telegram via, the vulture hens have been hiding their drumsticks.

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And a finer pair of Culture Vultures I have never seen, WOW!!!
 
My 'net has been down. I turn my back and look what happens. The bird is harassing a proper young princess and trying to get favors from our respected forum ladies.
I must offer the following history of evidence of the bird's documented debauchery. And it's far from a complete list.

By the way.............. Inger, do you do exorcisms??????????








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In the seventh photo ( The one with RB and the unsuspecting 'too) you can see RK in the backround eyeing RB and taking notes on how he woo's his prey...errrr...ladies :rolleyes:



Jim
 
For this occasion of birthday, Kevin has sent Rickeybird a singing telegram via, the vulture hens have been hiding their drumsticks.

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Thems are some UGGGGLEEEE 'ol ladies! :46: :eek: Even for RB I don't think theres enuff Alkeyhall to make 'em even half way purdy! You know the old ditty..." all the girls look prettier at closing time"?...not in THIS case..sorry!


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Meanwhile the toos are getting takeaway for the vulture hens, they expect to be at Rickeybirds place for a while.


Hmmm, if I recall correctly, the Too's will need to order chili to get crackers and request that they hold the chili. Its the only way that Mickey D's will provide crackers.

RB's place is going to be Busssssy!
 
Mr. Boats, it *IS* busy... I'm frantically copying and forwarding all this current hilarity (to borrow Anansi's word) to my friends/family (who decline to join this site and see the Scrapbook for themselves, just because they don't get the whole parront thing). They think they can escape the Rb's antics... HA!

HA HA!

HAHAHAHA!

With apologies to Descartes...
Forwardo parronto, ergo sum. I forward, therefore I am parront.

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We are a breed onto ourselves Ms Gail! NO ONE gets us! Doggo owners..Gerts ( my brother and my nic-name for CATS)fishy..reptiles ferrets adnausium..

I recall when I was yard jockeying for the local Amazon Fulfillment center in town here I was chatting with that days shipping/receiving woman about our pets.She showed me pics of her three doggo's..three ankle-biters..two min-pins and a poodleish type of thing..I was kind and said "oh how cute" and took out my phone and showed her Amy and (at the time) Jonesy. She turned her nose up and said "Oh I HATE birds!" and scurried off! I yelled back "I'm sure they hate you too!":mad:

Some people just don't get it! :eek:



Jim
 
We are a breed onto ourselves Ms Gail! NO ONE gets us! Doggo owners..Gerts ( my brother and my nic-name for CATS)fishy..reptiles ferrets adnausium..



I recall when I was yard jockeying for the local Amazon Fulfillment center in town here I was chatting with that days shipping/receiving woman about our pets.She showed me pics of her three doggo's..three ankle-biters..two min-pins and a poodleish type of thing..I was kind and said "oh how cute" and took out my phone and showed her Amy and (at the time) Jonesy. She turned her nose up and said "Oh I HATE birds!" and scurried off! I yelled back "I'm sure they hate you too!":mad:



Some people just don't get it! :eek:







Jim



Respect!!!!

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For this occasion of birthday, Kevin has sent Rickeybird a singing telegram via, the vulture hens have been hiding their drumsticks.

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I'M CHANNELING THE RICKEYBIRD FOR Y'ALL...

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"These here vulture henz is perfection,
what marilyn an Jane got that the henz dont got? nuthin!
Hensz gots purty outfits, hot legs an cool jams
plu
s these vulture twinszsz henzszs nose how to parrrtY,
they dont waste time singin an dancin if you get what i mean!"


[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OFaF5OWAxc"]HD Two Little Girls from Little Rock Marilyn Monroe & Jane Russel - YouTube[/ame]​
 
For this occasion of birthday, Kevin has sent Rickeybird a singing telegram via, the vulture hens have been hiding their drumsticks.

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I'M CHANNELING THE RICKEYBIRD FOR Y'ALL...

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"These here vulture henz is perfection,
what marilyn an Jane got that the henz dont got? nuthin!
Hensz gots purty outfits, hot legs an cool jams
plu
s these vulture twinszsz henzszs nose how to parrrtY,
they dont waste time singin an dancin if you get what i mean!"


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Now those two were classy dames if ever there were any!


Jim
 

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