"The Finch Scrapbook, 2025- updates".

This is a shocking thread.

The Rickybird has finches now??

His girlfriends, Becky and Becky?
 
This is a shocking thread.

The Rickybird has finches now??

His girlfriends, Becky and Becky?
Well he hasn't "met" them yet... quarantine and all that, but he is verrrrrry excited by their little "meep"s and "beep"s. He has started a very awkward imitation of them... MEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEP!" Horrifying.
They will meet on or about 3-31-25.

Yes, every depraved rooster's fantasy... dainty, curvy twins.

Moderators, please don't throw us off the Forums!
 
What a difference between the RB and the Beckys! A Patagonian Dictator and two sweet little peepers! You need to have a dedicated thread just for the Beckys.
 
What a difference between the RB and the Beckys! A Patagonian Dictator and two sweet little peepers! You need to have a dedicated thread just for the Beckys.
*GASP*
You are right!
I am ON THIS!
ON THIS!
 
Names?

Wellllllllllllllllllllll...

Since I can hardly tell them apart, and since they are such an identical being in movement and habits... AND they'd never learn to respond to a different name .
I was stymied about names until I gave in and just dubbed them... The Beckys.

Becky was a worker at the bird store.

So I guess I have Becky 1 and Becky 2?

Or just...
The Beckys.
Bird store Becky must have gotten a real kick out of their name(s)! How often does a customer name their bird(s) after you!
 
Bird store Becky must have gotten a real kick out of their name(s)! How often does a customer name their bird(s) after you!
And I named TWO after her.
Actually, she looked kinda like a zebra finch... petite, feminine stature, salt'n'pepper coiffure, pretty tangerine lipstick, perky behavior...
Becky, Becky and Becky.
 
I am oft portrayed as a curmudgeon and a bird antagonist, in particular a mortal enemy of the Rickeybird. Not altogether untrue.

However, I actually LIKE the finches. They are tiny, cute, harmless, pretty.
There ya go. I stand redeemed.
 
Congratulations 🎉 I admire that you are honest that you don’t have time for another parrot. There are some days that I truly feel overwhelmed.
 
I have longed for more birds over the years, buttttttt...

I just don't have time/resources/space/life expectancy (lol) to take on another parrot. Plus, the Rb is so intolerant, aggressive, and evil that it just wouldn't work.

Solution? Finches! Specifically, a pair of Zebra Finch hens, discovered and obtained on impulse (long story). They're in quarantine in a far end of the condo now but... I am enchanted!

They're wonderful. Beautiful, energetic, BRDZSZSZS!
I have challenges - converting to pellets, maximizing diet, designing cage, finding toys...
But just LOOK AT THEM!

This is a new adventure. It might be good for some of you in a similar situation.

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I have heard, and I don't know if its true, but I've heard that finches don't get very tame
 
Congratulations 🎉 I admire that you are honest that you don’t have time for another parrot. There are some days that I truly feel overwhelmed.
Thank you! I guess it's all about the right "fit"...
With the Rb, the finches are perfection!
 
I have heard, and I don't know if its true, but I've heard that finches don't get very tame
You're right! That's part of what can make them ideal for some of us. A pair of them (male/female or female/female, I usually hear) is pretty maintenance free. Given space and toys and fruit/vegetable play items, they are perfectly happy! They are rarely hand-tame. But they are charming: perpetual motion, delightful "beeps", delicately beautiful.
 
You're right! That's part of what can make them ideal for some of us. A pair of them (male/female or female/female, I usually hear) is pretty maintenance free. Given space and toys and fruit/vegetable play items, they are perfectly happy! They are rarely hand-tame. But they are charming: perpetual motion, delightful "beeps", delicately beautiful.
well I bet they are in a great home and I'm happy for you
 
I am interested in how the Becky's will treat Rb. I can hear his squawks if they turn out to be active members of the avian feminist movement.

OMG... are you psychic?

The Beckys are all about THE BECKYS. Over time, the Rb has tried to mimic their little beeps... sounds like a nasal hiccup... pathetic. I'll get a vid if I can...
The Beckys pay no attention. The Rb spends a lot of time just staring at them. One eye, then the other. Y'all know how parrots do.
I guess this is, thusfar, an unsatisfactory harem.
 
OMG... are you psychic?

The Beckys are all about THE BECKYS. Over time, the Rb has tried to mimic their little beeps... sounds like a nasal hiccup... pathetic. I'll get a vid if I can...
The Beckys pay no attention. The Rb spends a lot of time just staring at them. One eye, then the other. Y'all know how parrots do.
I guess this is, thusfar, an unsatisfactory harem.
Yep.
 
Bear with me. I lead an active fantasy life.
Following are/is the finches' completed application to join the Rickeybird's "harem".


The Rickeybird said...
"Okay this here is application for to be on of my hen minions.
I call 'em HENIONS I pretty funny. Okay fill this out and mail to
Rickeybird, The
PO (Parrot Office) Box 12740123123
Planet Rbird
Ohio 44000
USA
__________________________________________

HENION APPLICATION
Your name- THE BECKYS TWO OF US YOU CAN CALL US BECKY
Measurements (rounder is better)-ONE INCH INDIVIDUAL TWO INCHES HUDDLED UP
You like to be loud ___WE JUST BEEP
You like to share your food? Yes___ SURE YOU LIKE MILLET?
You mind if your rooster has whole bunch of hens? LIKE HOW MANY?
You mind if your rooster bite you sometimes? IF HE CAN CATCH US
You support your rooster's every desire???????? WE NEED STORYBOOK ON THIS
Yer credit card ###S GOT NONE
Yer bank acct ###s GOT NONE

All hot henszszszs please apply!!!!!! OKAY RICKEYBIRD LET US KNOW WE ARE IN CAGE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WE TREAT YOU RIGHT BUT WE NEED FROOTS AND VEGGTABLEZ AND TOYS AND PELLETS AN SEEDS AN TELEVISION
AND NO FUNNY BIZNESS
SIGNED THE BECKYS

the Beckys.webp

_______________________________________________
 
Stay away, little finches. I have MACAW hens I wouldn't trust with that Patagonian fellow.
Rickeybird, never change. Every community needs a Lothario.
 

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