The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates


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"Okay this here is application for to be one of my hen minions.
I call 'em HENIONS I pretty funny. Okay fill this out and mail to
Rickeybird, The
PO (Parrot Office) Box 12740123123
Planet Rbird
Ohio 44000
USA
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HENION APPLICATION
Your name-
Your measurements (rounder is better)-
You like to be loud in morning___ afternoon___ or evening___ or all___?
You like to share your food? Yes___ No___
You mind if your rooster has a whole bunch of hens? Yes___ No___
You mind if your rooster bite you sometimes? Yes___ No___
You support your rooster's every desire???????? Yes___ No___
Yer credit card ###s________________________________
Yer bank acct ###s________________________________

All hot henszszszs please apply!!!!!!
_______________________________________________


Bear with me. I lead an active fantasy life.
Following are/is the finches' completed application to join the Rickeybird's "harem" forum.

The Rickeybird said...
"Okay this here is application for to be on of my hen minions.
I call 'em HENIONS I pretty funny. Okay fill this out and mail to
Rickeybird, The
PO (Parrot Office) Box 12740123123
Planet Rbird
Ohio 44000
USA
__________________________________________

HENION APPLICATION
Your name- THE BECKYS TWO OF US YOU CAN CALL US BECKY
Measurements (rounder is better)-ONE INCH INDIVIDUAL TWO INCHES HUDDLED UP
You like to be loud ___WE JUST BEEP
You like to share your food? Yes___ SURE YOU LIKE MILLET?
You mind if your rooster has whole bunch of hens? LIKE HOW MANY?
You mind if your rooster bite you sometimes? IF HE CAN CATCH US
You support your rooster's every desire???????? WE NEED STORYBOOK ON THIS
Yer credit card ###S GOT NONE
Yer bank acct ###s GOT NONE

All hot henszszszs please apply!!!!!! OKAY RICKEYBIRD LET US KNOW WE ARE IN CAGE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WE TREAT YOU RIGHT BUT WE NEED FROOTS AND VEGGTABLEZ AND TOYS AND PELLETS AN SEEDS AN TELEVISION
AND NO FUNNY BIZNESS
SIGNED THE BECKYS
the Beckys.webp
 
Aww the Beckys are such cute hot henz!
I saw a cousin of the Beckys out in Vegas today. Her name was Becky, too! I was visiting some bird stores there because we have no bird stores in Maine and I missed my birds and needed a bird fix. There were some Beckys in a wire cage with a wire floor grate over a plastic tray bottom. One of the Beckys was trapped between the grate and the tray, running around in the two inch high space trying to get back into the cage but couldn't find her way out. I called over the Senorita who was cleaning the cages and pointed out poor Becky's plight. She pulled out the tray and gently got her hand around Becky, pulled her out and put her back in the cage wirh her sister, Becky. Apparently she had found a broken wire and crawled through the opening only to be trapped below. Becky was fine.
I met a lot of really nice parrots at the stores I visited, including a beautiful grey who seemed very interested in me, a goffins cockatoo who just wanted her head, neck, and wingpits scratched, countless GCs, including two one month old babies, several plum headed parakeets, a few macaws that competed for my attention, and a whole bunch of budgies. Nice birds well taken care (eating a delicious chop) at very clean shops. Now I just want to go home to my kids!
 

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