Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[Rozalka]

Pip, your snake is cute too!

 

[BirdyBee]

Your dad's monkeys are destroying my property, can you please get rid of them??

 

[Rozalka]

Why did you write that red winged parrots eat beer?

 

[BirdyBee]

Roz's dad is the president of Poland, and her mom owns the biggest zoo in Poland. Roz also has a dinosaur as her boyfriend which makes no sense at all to me. Her pet hippo almost bit my arm off today!!

 

[Rozalka]

Pipp's crocodile almost ate me today.

 

[BirdyBee]

Yeah, and you just gave the loudest sneeze, I can here it all the way in South Africa! Ew!

 

[Rozalka]

I've just saw Pipp in TV. She sang in The Voice and no armchairs turned around.

 

[BirdyBee]

Roz, why did you eat my chocolate?! I was gonna eat that!

 

[GaleriaGila]

Ane and Roz just turned us ALL in to Interpol for... something...

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Give him back, Gail.
Don't play dumb.
I know you stole Jasper.

 

[Rozalka]

Fox stole Angela's lettuce. Give her back! Now!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Zenek is NOT a conure, he's a rubber chicken.

 

[Rozalka]

Jasper is not an amazon, he's a vampire

 

[foxgloveparrot]

That's not a lie.

 

[BirdyBee]

Fox, you're secretly the owner of Tesla, and you just pretend to be Eleanora! You don't own a single bird!!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Elon Musk - Eleanora - that's terrifying

Pipp is NOT Anè. She is Anè's evil twin sister who is plotting world domination and is only on the forums to find people to join her.

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx has joined Anè.
We all have.
HALP

 

[Scott]

Stormy promised to supply me with lifetime of chocolates!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Scott's goffins aren't just goffins, they're his minions to help him take over the world (I see a theme here)

 

[StormyPica]

Oh, and Jasper is in on it. HE WANTS WALMNUST AND IS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET THEM.
He also ate a honey stick, wrapper and all.