Fox is the last living master of Classic Negative Inverse kung-fu, a martial art practiced while wearing a poncho, a tutu, and combat boots. No one ever sees an attack coming or survives to tell about it - a major reason for the great secrecy surrounding the practice and likely contributing to its decline. The Boston subway was once filled with tens of practitioners in full combat regalia, but everyone automatically averted their gaze when encountering them, leading to a crippling shortfall of the necessary Spare Change, and most were forced to seek employment as hockey players or Ren Fair musicians. One other master is rumored to survive as part of a literal band of pirates, playing Hyper-Secret Nose Guitar for skittles and beer every fifth Monday. Or does he moon passers-by while drinking fifths? The only verified living Master, Fox, is alleged to run a smuggling ring for actual Rings of Power at the local Saturn dealership. Many concerned citizens have attempted to file police reports about the scheme, but these reports tend to be very confusing for the local constabulary, and when they arrive to investigate and spot Fox en Regalia on the back lot, they are suddenly overcome by the urgent need to arrest somebody, anybody, else as far away as possible.
