Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[BirdyBee]

Fox got sent to jail for robbing a donut store using a stick

 

[StormyPica]

But Pip helped

 

[BirdyBee]

Nahhhh, Stormy was the one who loaded the donuts in the truck and drove away, leaving fox there!

 

[StormyPica]

Well Pip started the truck

 

[Scott]

Stormy ate all the donuts while driving the truck and stopped at three more shops on the way to stock up!

 

[StormyPica]

Scott was hiding in the back of the truck and eating my bird's millet!

 

[Kentuckienne]

Stormy knows this because she stuck a Tile under the truck and is following it, just out of sight, in a beater Corolla missing the left rear hubcap.

 

[StormyPica]

I know what Kent said

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is actual Stormy, not Ollie.

 

[Squeekmouse]

Foxgloveparrot invented donuts.

 

[clark_conure]

Squeekmouse uses inferior cloth in her plushies. (totally obvious lie...)

 

[GaleriaGila]

Clark's dad is an inter-planetary electronics mastermind genius who takes infra-red photos that reveal birds' true alien identities...
Oh, wait, this might be true...

 

[StormyPica]

Gale isn't just nicknamed Sunshine, she is the actual sun.

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Gale isn't just nicknamed Sunshine, she is the actual sun.

Stormy-Ollie just went to school with bird poop on the back of her shirt.

 

[StormyPica]

(My literal life)
Beak-Beak has a beak.

 

[Deleted member 42416]

(My literal life)
Beak-Beak has a beak.

Ollie has 6 toes on her right foot. But it’s ok! The left foot has four.

 

[StormyPica]

Beak-Beak doesn't have toes. So there.

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Beak-Beak doesn't have toes. So there.

The Ollie Storm has a pet mosquito.

 

[Zoruace]

Beak-beak is voldemort

 

[Squeekmouse]

Tikitiel graduated at the top of Hogwart's class of 2021.