You know you're a Parront when...

[MrsKay]

.... When you respond to your spouse by bobbing your head up&down....

 

[4dugnlee]

When you are trying to read through 23 pages of funny "you know your a parront when..." thread and your screen keeps jumping up and down and changing pages because your sun conure is walking around on the keyboard...silly Chico!

 

[Kiwibird]

You know your a parent when... You groggily get in the shower at 6am and step on something painful, look down and it's a plastic PEANUT toy a certain someone likes to play with Even worse, you instinctively wash it and put it back up on the edge of the shower so said someone will find it next time he demands to join you

 

[Roanoke]

When someone you know asks if there's bird poop on your shoulder.
Not because there is (There really wasn't) but because they expect it to be.

 

[Christinenc2000]

You know you are a Parrot owner when

You start cutting up a banana for your cereal and realize you did not peel it :54:

 

[Flboy]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

When you see a little kid in the store and you catch yourself thinking, wow, he is almost as smart as my bird!

 

[Kiwibird]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

You examine every poop your parrot takes and aren't one bit ashamed:54:

 

[Kyoto]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

you have someone tell you there's bird poop on your shirt, and you don't even flinch.

 

[Puck]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

you turn down an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas because you are afraid your bird might start plucking if you're gone.

 

[Dinosrawr]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

You look at housing options and your first concern is, "where can I put the play stands and will there be enough rooms for a bird room?"

 

[Allee]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

Every time you go to the refrigerator for a snack, you walk away with a handful of raw produce.

 

[Puck]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

you list yourself as a single parent on your online dating profile because you have fids.

 

[Pinkbirdy]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

People start bringing you birds at work!

 

[Hawk]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

When you put the shirt on in the morning that one of your birds pooped on the night before.....but it's breakfast time for birds so you don't mind a couple more poops....

And best of all....you don't mind because the latest washer and a bottle of tide works wonders.!!!!

 

[Scott]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

You reach into a pocket and find a stash of almonds!

 

[Robin]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

You're full time job is taking care of your bird!

 

[Puck]

Just used my real world experience to come up with another...

...when the neighbors start thinking you have Tourette's because they hear you randomly scream out words like "MOMMA!", "I'M A PRETTY BIRD!", and "GIVE ME KISSES!" in an overly excited voice that borders on the psychotic.

 

[Flboy]

Re: You know you are a Parrot owner when

you have someone tell you there's bird poop on your shirt, and you don't even flinch.

For real, was at work and my buddy said, you have bird sh$t on your back. I said so what, you said you had birds, 'that bothers you?' I spent the rest of the shift trying to figure out what his problem was!

 

[kq_fan]

When you only know one person at school out of literally thousands who actually knows what you are talking about!

When you have someone come up to you and say, "when im on Facebook, you post so much about parrots, people think I am researching them!"

And on the fb subject, when your cover photo and profile picture is you with a bird or just a parrot! You also post constant updates on your fids, and people think your talking in code... Fid CAG GCC Sennie...

 

[veimar]

... when you walk with the bird on your arm around your town and stores, and after talking to you people start offering you their birds. Therefore you are scared of a conversation that starts with "Wow, I have a parrot too, but...!"