Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[LaManuka]

(LaManuka, I missed my chance to ask whether you were Jewish or political with that "covfefe.")

Ahaaa, I am the Grey Ghost, the mystery wrapped in the enigma known as The Scarlet Manuka.... The World Will Never Know Who I Am!!! I may also be just a tiny bit of a wiseacre but you already knew that ... but back to the riddle...

Because that's the only kind of trip the squares in the Establishment would let it take, man!

 

[ChristaNL]

because it was getting away from Michael!


(or just blown across the street by hurricane Michael maybe?)

 

[LeslieA]

She thought boiled peanuts meant boiled in caramel and she loves caramel peanuts.

 

[LeslieA]

She likes to eat bugs and I cleaned cages so there were no bugs to eat!

 

[LaManuka]

Because deregulation on the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position.

 

[Aratingettar]

To avoid a pothole going through the earth to antipodes

 

[LeslieA]

She hated the Gregorian calendar and hoped they were using the lunar calendar.

 

[LeslieA]

She was afraid of my bunch.
https://i.imgur.com/vnQm6LE.png

 

[LaManuka]

Because there was a bustle in her hedgerow and she was alarmed!

 

[TiredOldMan]

She was afraid of my bunch.
https://i.imgur.com/vnQm6LE.png

Absolutely love your pic.

 

[LeslieA]

To help with the spring clean for the May queen.

 

[LeslieA]

She was afraid of my bunch.
https://i.imgur.com/vnQm6LE.png

Absolutely love your pic.

Thanks! Anyone know where I can get little sombrero for Halloween?

 

[ChristaNL]

Check your banned-page for today


... because it need to buy some knitting-wool

(charity shops for the small-small amounts needed?)

 

[LeslieA]

Because I finally found a vendor to sell me tiny sombreros. I doubt I could finish all by Halloween considering my schedule this week. But thanks!

(Oh yeah, she's throwing in some mustaches and lips because I sent my gang's pic.)

 

[LeslieA]

She wanted to change the road she was on (in the long run and there seemed time).

 

[LeslieA]

She wanted to get BUMPED.

 

[ChristaNL]

she wanted to get out of the (^&%$^%$@#%#@!#@!%$^^&&*) rain!

 

[LeslieA]

She was looking for a tired, old man.

 

[LaManuka]

Well when I was your age, and a grown-up said the chicken had crossed the road, I didn’t ask why, the very fact that a grown-up had said so was good enough for me!

 

[ChristaNL]

she fell off the sidewalk in amazement this thread still existed - and it just went from there ..