Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[Flboy]

To get away from Chick-fil-A!

 

[LaManuka]

Because she heard the post-Christmas sales were on and she kinda went a little cray-cray!

 

[LaManuka]

Because the teleporter wasn’t working.

 

[LaManuka]

The fundamental issue we have here is that the chicken won’t realise that he first has to deal with the problem on his side of the road before he goes looking for problems on the other side. We need to help him realise how stupid he’s acting by trying to add to his problems without first resolving the old ones!

Edit This thread has been dormant for too long!

 

[woodles]

why did the chickhen cross the road? because it was away from people who couldn't spell chicken

 

[Scott]

Because Colonel Sanders was in the neighborhood!

 

[LaManuka]

Because the chicken is a tragic and fatalistic figure who is ready to pass over to the deathly realms on "the other side".

 

[saxguy64]

Because there was confusion about "the other side" and the chicken thought it was an audition with Gary Larson.

 

[LaManuka]

Because he'd heard ABBA are back and he wanted concert tickets for front row seats!!

 

[saxguy64]

Because the collective brain willed it so. (folks with chickens will totally understand )

 

[Scott]

The chicken did not actually cross the road. He used a chicken-friendly underground pass-through and emerged the other side.

 

[ZoeyBear]

Beak-cause it could

 

[ZoeyBear]

It was bored of just standing there

 

[Rozalka]

Because the previous side was too crowded

 

[LaManuka]

Because time is an illusion, and crossing-the-road time is doubly so.

 

[Angelina.M.]

To prove it wasn't chicken?

Yesss haha love this one!!

 

[Scott]

Because a truck overturned and dropped a load of chicken feed on the other side.

 

[LaManuka]

Because the "squares" told her it was safer on this side of the road but she's a gal who won't be told what to do!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Because it was sad that this is a parrot forum and not a chicken forum

 

[ριgριzυ]

Because the chicken wasn't actually a chicken...