Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[ChristaNL]

because there was a parrot singing in a garden on the other side.

 

[Aratingettar]

Because it didn't see a truck coming.

 

[Rozalka]

Because it wanted to escape from Zenek :smiley5:


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[Scott]

The chicken never crossed the road. It was a decoy meant to deceive!

 

[Aratingettar]

For change's sake.

 

[ChristaNL]

to get a beer!

 

[Scott]

The road was orientated east-west, so the chicken crossed to the north in search of cooler weather.

 

[LeslieA]

To escape Colonel Sanders.

 

[Aratingettar]

To break on through to the other side.

 

[LeslieA]

To learn the alphabet.

 

[LaManuka]

Because it was it’s “Buddha” nature, the fundamental nature of all things and, being a chicken, it could do nothing else.

 

[ChristaNL]

the battery died and he needed to borrow a phone?

 

[LeslieA]

Because it just seemed like the right thing to do

 

[Rozalka]

Because it was catching a pizza thief

 

[LaManuka]

The chicken doesn’t cross the road, it already exists on both sides, as long as you don’t peek!

 

[ChristaNL]

Because it was celebrating the Oktoberfest and got a bit lost *hickupped*

 

[LeslieA]

Because it wasn't having any luck getting a taxi on thie first side.

 

[LeslieA]

To find cooler weather.

 

[ChristaNL]

because she wanted to see if the egg got there first!

 

[Flboy]

Why did the chicken cross the road?