The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[Anansi]

Hahahahaha! Y'all are so silly up in this thread! Guaranteed laughs every time! RB cat fishing, eh? High comedy! (Could you imagine RB's antics on a hyacinth-sized scale? Shudder!)

 

[LeaKP]

Another if RB were a gif


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[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

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Oh, no, the Rickeybird is trying to Catfish again...

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OH, RICKEYBIRD!
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Oh, brother. Bird, tell the truth, you're a beady eyed Patagonian horn-dog with no earthly assets. Also you left out the parts about how you have the voice of a Banshee and the temperament of a rabid baboon. So do I, but I am honest about it. Rival out.

 

[SailBoat]

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Oh, no, the Rickeybird is trying to Catfish again...

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OH, RICKEYBIRD!
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Oh, brother. Bird, tell the truth, you're a beady eyed Patagonian horn-dog with no earthly assets. Also you left out the parts about how you have the voice of a Banshee and the temperament of a rabid baboon. So do I, but I am honest about it. Rival out.

Take care Rival! As with Good Deeds, honest rarely goes unpunished!

 

[GaleriaGila]

 

[GaleriaGila]

Another yucky LIMERICKeybird Limerick...
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Oh, Rickeybird!

 

[LeaKP]

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[GaleriaGila]

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The Rickeybird makes a run to the liquor store...
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Oh, RICKEYBIRD!
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[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

PLAYROOSTER MAGAZINE? Well gee, bird, I'm sure you like it for the articles...... oh wait, you can't READ!

 

[LeaKP]

It’s a picture magazine...


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[GaleriaGila]

And I hear that they're very wholesome indeed!

 

[LeaKP]

Somehow I think RB may be involved with the latest breaking news at Greytown. Some questionable publications have gone missing.

 

[SailBoat]

And I hear that they're very wholesome indeed!

And you heard that from family members who had planted gentlemen mags in RB's room in the past? Yup, that's good enough for me! Wholesome in-deed!

 

[GaleriaGila]

Maybe Clihton or Trump will secretly pay for it!

 

[LeaKP]

There’s always a way and the cost!

Everyone is lawyering up. The law firm, Amazonian Justice League, has been receiving calls from potential clients all day. Of course everyone is using pseudonyms...

It’s all smoke and mirrors...

 

[GaleriaGila]

The Rickeybird consults secretly with his attorney, Avery M. Azon.

 

[psychocircus91]

Whad did we do before we were introduced to The Rickeybird? He is a local celebrity of the forum.

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

LOL RICKEYBIRDS
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This just in!

Psychocircus, I'm just glad there's only one. Or at least one head. That's the part that makes all the trouble!

 

[GaleriaGila]

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Another loathesome limerick by the LIMERICKeybird...
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Whatever you say, Rickeybird.
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[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

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Another loathesome limerick by the LIMERICKeybird...
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Whatever you say, Rickeybird.
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There's a diagnosis for this Bird's condition. Narcissist. I repeat an ill-tempered retort I made a while back, if I may. I apologize for the repetition, but unlike the bird, I do not posses ENDLESS rudeness.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
In popular parlance, Bird you do foo'.

Rival out, and in need of a cold one.