The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[Kentuckienne]

RBs expertise in distraction may be called upon as Nigel's having trouble with his current state of affairs.

RB claims to be an expert in affairs. But it seems there is more imagination in play than hot henz, whether or not they noze how to party.

 

[GaleriaGila]

No kiddin', Kentuckienne.
Here he is getting no place fast with a certain forum hen. She may identify herself if she likes...
This is why he tries to get other roosters' hens drunk and grope them. A bar fight usually ensues... the cops break it up... back to the cage for the Rb...

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Run, little hen, whoever you are, RUN!

 

[Kentuckienne]

"Hey Ricky! My eyes are up here!"

 

[GaleriaGila]

Apparently, this problem is not new...

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

I was like that when I was a teenager, but, geez, bird, you're almost 33.

 

[LeaKP]

Has RB been on a medical trial of some kind to revitalize him?

 

[YUMgrinder]

I was born in 1984 lol

 

[GaleriaGila]

LeaKP... no! He has been like this ever since he got his rooster hormones. He must have a secret gland that manufactures parrot enhancement pills. Oh, wait, I guess that's his little testosterone factories...

Oh, Yum... I do hope you're better behaved than your peer. Not that it would take much. You're already there if you don't scream and bite and throw food.

 

[GaleriaGila]

LOL RICKEYBIRDS
*c o n t i n u e d*


He doesn't ALWAYS have his mind on hens.

 

[GaleriaGila]

I totally forget if I posted this already.
That should tell me something.
Special effects version of Rb's cover of J-Lo's "Booty".
Please forgive low light. DJ Rb prefers to perform in the evening...

"BOOTY! BOOTY! IT'S A BIG, BIGGGG BOOTY!
WHAT, YA GOT A BIG BOOTY, ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
BOOTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[GaleriaGila]

LOL RICKEYBIRDS
*c o n t i n u e d*

The Rickeybird loves him some J-Lo.

 

[LeaKP]

If the RB has exotic taste, theres a blue footed boobie on the Internet dating site for birds called flockmates.com she indicates in her profile that she's "ready for adventure." She's in the "exotic getaway" page under the name Sephora.

 

[SailBoat]

If the RB has exotic taste, theres a blue footed boobie on the Internet dating site for birds called flockmates.com she indicates in her profile that she's "ready for adventure." She's in the "exotic getaway" page under the name Sephora.

I am almost 99% sure that if we did a reverse search using specific words: Sephora, exotic getaways, ready for adventure, flockmates, Internet dating, boobie, exotic - RickeyBird's name would appear!

On second thought: I'm 100% sure!

 

[GaleriaGila]

BLUE-FOOTED BOOBIE!!!????
OMG the visuals...
The Rb would pass out from sheer anticipation...

Yessssssssssssss... he likes exotics...
In fact...


LOL RICKEYBIRDS
*c o n t i n u e d*

 

[wrench13]

They say blondes have more fun! RB is about to find out !

 

[GaleriaGila]

I would dye MY hair blonde if it would make him stop biting me!

(((Any advice from the lovely blonde Ms. Wrench?))))

 

[GaleriaGila]

LOL RICKEYBIRDS
*c o n t i n u e d*


This wild Rickeybird couple is considering burrow improvement projects.

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

LOL RICKEYBIRDS
*c o n t i n u e d*

The Rickeybird loves him some J-Lo.

Yeah, but let ME sing J-Lo songs or talk about her and all I get is dirty looks. :33: Plus, that bird couodn't hit a note with a baseball bat. Of course, neither could I.
I give up. If I get the bird a J-Lo poster for his room, would I get brownie points from the Missus? Somehow I doubt it.

 

[SailBoat]

Because it needs to be here!

Quote: Originally Posted by GaleriaGila View Post
You can call me M.T. for short!
Or maybe MT Pat.
Yeah, sounds like a cool rapper ID...

Yo, I'm MT Pat
And I'm really phat
When I get pedantic
'Bout an Rb antic...

Ms. K., your mind is a strange and wonderful place...
You can't be MT, that sounds too much like empty, which you are not. How about Q.O.B?

And there Ms K., added this:

Don't challenge me 'cause my rhymes will bury ya'
I'm Q.O.B. I'm the Queen of Bavaria
I bring the thunder, I rule the weather,
You mess with me, you get buttfeathered.
I got me a friend and I say the word,
You gonna get a dose of the Rickey Bird.
I'm the Beauty and he's the Beast
Your rhymes a snack, but our's the feast
You better keep up 'cause I ain't gonna carry ya
You never saw nothing like the Queen of Bavaria.
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Kentuckienne, the Amazonienne.