All those birds that Clark_conure has in "man cave" were stolen from that bird superstore in Minneapolis! He walks in, scopes out the layout and when no one is looking he stuffs birds in his pants and just walks out! The last time he kidnapped some birds, one of them bit him hard in his nether regions, mutilating him badly! He had to have over 100 stitches down there but his stuff was sewn on backwards! That's what he gets for stuffing a sun conure in his pants!
Rico_tiel was not born today. Rico_tiel was HATCHED!
When Clark_conure is home alone he pretends he's a parrot. He wears a parrot suit that he made from his birds' molted feathers, eats pellets, and screams a lot. He sleeps in a cage and is trying to master the art of sleeping with his head tucked between his shoulder blades while standing on one leg. His birds all laugh at him.
Clark conure has a shrine to Ona in his closet. Pictures of Ona are plastered all over the walls. Every night he lights candles and chants about how pretty Ona is.
Actually I'm trying to drum up sponsors for a kent vs ona cage fight.......they would probably just preen and eat seed together but so long as we get the money up front.
...no it's fine.
Rozalka likes to scope out hospitals and watch patients who are getting treatments for nasty external injuries that will leave large scabs, then sneak into the hospital room, knock out the patient, peel off the scab, eat it, and get out before a doctor can see them.
