Hi pawpaw! You are super pretty! you are like a… um…. Oh! You look like a mango and a sun! It seems you have found a lovely home and an even better human. Is your human a pet or a servant? Also what’s it like in China? Our human slave told us it’s a HUGE country in Asia. What is your favorite snack? What’s your favorite toy? Do you like to steal food from your human?
Allow us to introduce ourselves!
I am Rico, but formally called Ricochet as that is my full name. I am a whiteface cockatiel and I am so nice that I taste test my hooman’s food before she can even get a bite. I like to shred paper and egg cartons, I like to eat seeds, spinach, eggs, hooman’s food, and nutriberries. My stupid human gives me pellets every day and only some seeds. Ugh.
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My name is Cricket, I am a lutino budgie. I am very tiny and I don’t really like hands but I do love swings! I enjoy slamming my toys around and screeching. My dumb human calls me ‘girlie pop’ and ‘cornbread cricket’. I love seeds. LOVE them! So yummy… RICO! HEY!! SAVE SOME FOR ME!!!!
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And this is our human slave. She’s… weird. She’s chill because food, scritches, and out of the cage time, but if she didn’t give such things, we woulda kicked her to the curb looooong ago. Say hi, featherless peasant.
Hi, I’m being held hostage by my birds, and no one believes me.