I wish I could teach them the ol' sock on the doorknob trick! lool
Ahhh...yes.... birdie masterbation.
Another lovely topic in and of itself.
My worst experience EVER on this one, happened to be with a fully cognitive and evil to the core, dusky conure. (We were the 5th home for this bird because he had Eviled his way out of the other four.)
He started off by buying me dinner... but rather than actually feeding me, or just regurging into my hand like all the others do... he decides to stick it in the most convenient hole. (He was on my shoulder at the time.)
Oh look, he just filled my ear hole, with bird puke! Isn't that charming? He loves me... Before I got over the shock of that one, he Latched onto the side of my ears with both feet and his beak, and "mounted up" attempting to fill my ear hole with something else...
Needless to say, he was quite upset when I didn't let him finish! Apparently, after buying me dinner, he felt he had certain rights to my body... which I absolutely did not agree with. And I promptly put his little butt on the floor.
Made him sit there begging to be picked up too, until I finished cleaning out my ear...
The moral of this story is that steam cleaning toys doesn't seem nearly as bad anymore. In fact, I really don't mind it at all!
I allow my big macs to regurg, but trained them to keep it all for themselves. Don't bring it up if you don't intend to finish it.