Rico_Tiel
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So, I had a dream that I was in a canoe with Rico, a L4D1 smoker who was wearing a cowboy hat, had “women want me, fish fear me” embroidered on the underside of the brim, and had no shoes on for some reason, and at the front of the canoe was the L4D2 hunter. I was in the middle. And we were racing against my 5th grade gym teacher (he is like EDP445 to put it lightly), Eric cartman, and Micheal Jackson. It was a race to get to the bottom of the river, whoever gets there first wins 1,000$. So, my team had 2 people who essentially had rabies, and the other team was basically 2 EDPs, and 1 fat kid. So, we were off after given the green flag. We paddled down the river, when suddenly the hunter said “let’s ram them.” And the smoker was like “nah, I can pull their canoe over.” And so, the smoker used his long tongue to grab and flip the opposing canoe. Cartman was the first to fall under, my gym teacher began swearing and splashing, but micheal Jackson just didn’t care. The canoe righted itself and we now had to compete with MJ. He grabbed a bottle of beer and then hit a rock. His canoe capsized, and he fell into the water and instantly died. Our canoe won, obviously, and we got the money. Rico pulled out a shank, and he threatened the hunter and smoker with it. He got the money, took my cut from my hand, and he flew off. The three of us stared blankly at each other and the hunter started crying. The smoker jumped into the water and floated away downstream, and I just walked away. Then I woke up. I really need to chill with playing L4D or else I will never not have a L4D dream