This or That?

[Valyndris]

"Real whipped cream or dairy substitute?"
Dairy substitute, I've reached the age where my body hates half the things I feed it.

Never having more than $3 worth of food in a day or stuck eating McDonald's every day

 

[Gemster]

Never having more than $3 worth of food a day.

Own a nippy conure that makes you bleed a lot or a scarlet macaw (as I know they are one that bites a lot) that breaks your fingers every now and then.

 

[Valyndris]

nippy conure

have a parrot that screams excessively or bites excessively

 

[ParrotLover2001]

A parrot that bites excessively, since I already have two that bite excessively.

Always wear socks with sandals or always wear wet socks

Sent from my Galaxy s8

 

[Valyndris]

socks with sandals

Clean messy macaw poop that goes everywhere daily (essentially a normal macaw) or stinky human sized poops 3-5 times daily (that comes from the macaw) so they'd be where your bird poops

 

[Gemster]

Clean messy macaw poop.

Eat raw fish or raw chicken

 

[Scott]

Argh, a tough one. I don't eat chicken, so the default is raw (ick!) fish!!

An Asian rice or noodle dish?

 

[Valyndris]

noodle dish

pizza or burgers

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Pizza


Poached or fried eggs

 

[Valyndris]

fried eggs

Truck or Car

 

[Scott]

Car

Sweet or salty snacks?

 

[Gemster]

Sweet snacks

Own a beautiful long haired dog that has fleas or an ugly short haired dog that barks all the time.

 

[smbrds]

An ugly short hair dog that barks.


Pumpkin donut or pumpkin pie?

 

[Scott]

Pumpkin pie!

Sandwich with bread or tortilla wrap?

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Definitely gluten free tortilla wrap heated.
Oysters Kilpatrick or Rockefeller?

 

[Valyndris]

Never tried oysters, googled both to see ingredients and if I were to try one it would be kilpatrick because bacon

eat a ghost pepper or a whole box of bran cereal

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Ghost pepper (I grow some of the hottest and make my own seriously hot sauce LOL)


So on that note and with the theme that you have provided Valyndris, would you prefer
Diarrhea (with a burning ring of fire) or Constipation? LOL

 

[Scott]

Diarrhea (with a burning ring of fire) Just get it all out, pronto!!

Diarrhea or throwing up? (I'll take the former without a doubt!)

 

[Valyndris]

Diarrhea, throwing up just really sucks

Have feathers or scales on your body instead of hair

 

[Gemster]

Feathers, duh! We are parrot lovers here.

Own 50 noisy budgies or 2 noisy moluccans?