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I'm getting there, Vamp. I truly am. Thanks for your enduring camaraderie since wayyyyy back.
The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates
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They wrote back... they
I heard back... lovely people. I did my best to describe life with a Patagonian rooster...
Of course, I could never part with him. *sigh*
"I got an IN with the Canadians, they gonna send me hot pics of any Patagonian henz and I gonna be President of our new state, gonna call it Neww Patagonia!"
OH, RICKEYBIRD! NO!!!!
Apologies to all Canadians!!!!
I heard back... lovely people. I did my best to describe life with a Patagonian rooster...
Of course, I could never part with him. *sigh*
"I got an IN with the Canadians, they gonna send me hot pics of any Patagonian henz and I gonna be President of our new state, gonna call it Neww Patagonia!"
Apologies to all Canadians!!!!
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I just found this great photo of a wild Patagonian...
I'm sure it's a rooster, patrolling his territory along the massive limestone bluffs
where the conure colonies burrow into the cliffs to stage their nests.
Look how proud he is! Rb gets this attitude when he perches out of reach
on the highest window frames.
PeentPeent
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Haha he's posing like those old paintings portraits of kings
DonnaBudgie
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That's one majestic parrot!
- Nov 6, 2013
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LOL, Rb has my vote!
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"Okay is all settled then. I am runnin for KING of Canada.
Will need lots of hot hens for important POSITIONS!
Hot secretaries, hot ambassadorettes, hot press agents, hot advisorettes!
Interviews now! Send hot photos and resumerettes to King Rickeybird at
R. Bird Box 8637635634 in Clevelan Ohio or phone 8675309
if human answer hang up call later!!!!!"
"Okay sing this! New Canadian Anthem!
O Rickeybird,
Our King Patagonian!
True patriot love
in all thy birdz command.
With screaming beaks we hail thee rise
North Roooooooster strong and freeeeee!"
- Nov 6, 2013
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I guess I'd better start growing chilies to offer the King! Long Live The King Rickeybird!!
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Terry, and all Canadian females... be prepared for indecent propositions from the candidate.
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It's been so long since I was propositioned that I may not even notice.
Vampiric_Conure
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RB... I'll vote for you ANY day! And yer paid in bribes.. I mean birdseed, correct? 
- Apr 24, 2018
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Nope green chilies
Dave is clearly a fan.
I wish I had one............. a fan, not a green chile.
I am off to lick my wounds.
I wish I had one............. a fan, not a green chile.
I am off to lick my wounds.
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I forgot to mention.........HOT HENZ!
Rival we all like you also. It's takes a hell of a guy to tolerate the notorious Rickeybird
Rival we all like you also. It's takes a hell of a guy to tolerate the notorious Rickeybird
Dave, you are a gentleman and a scholar. And possibly a saint.
My thanks.
My thanks.
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Rival I appreciate it...........however saying such things about me is like putting icing on horse manure and calling it cupcakes
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Rival I appreciate it...........however saying such things about me is like putting icing on horse manure and calling it cupcakes
"Okay everboddy headz up yeah we got some new finch hens MAY GET MORE
now I got some serios MINIONS! They all love me love love me love me
World better get ready EVERYTHING GONNA BE MINE mine mine
Okay taking applications for secretaries, interns, groupies, all hot hens!!!!!!
Donations big $$ send to Rb Inc 123 Rb Way, Ohio 4422678910
Call after dark if human answer hang up 21655577711124166611
rheashard2
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My CAG says to tell Rb good luck acquiring his flock (harem).
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"Okay this here is application for to be on of my hen minions.
I call 'em HENIONS I pretty funny. Okay fill this out and mail to
Rickeybird, The
PO (Parrot Office) Box 12740123123
Planet Rbird
Ohio 44000
USA
__________________________________________
HENION APPLICATION
Your name-
Your measurements (rounder is better)-
You like to be loud in morning___ afternoon___ or evening___ or all___?
You like to share your food? Yes___
You mind if your rooster has a whole bunch of hens?
You mind if your rooster bite you sometimes?
You support your rooster's every desire???????? Yes___
Yer credit card ###s________________________________
Yer bank acct ###s________________________________
All hot henszszszs please apply!!!!!!
_______________________________________________
Let the record reflect that the above "application" is not only misogynistic but allows only for hens who accept these premises (sharing food, bigamy, domestic abuse, domination). Hens, run! Run away!
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