The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

They wrote back... they



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New member @Harpytacines just posted looking for a Patogonian conure in Canada. You should tell the Rickeybird that if he doesn't behave you'll rehome him to Canada!


I heard back... lovely people. I did my best to describe life with a Patagonian rooster...
Of course, I could never part with him. *sigh*

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"I got an IN with the Canadians, they gonna send me hot pics of any Patagonian henz and I gonna be President of our new state, gonna call it Neww Patagonia!"

OH, RICKEYBIRD! NO!!!!
Apologies to all Canadians!!!!
 

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I just found this great photo of a wild Patagonian...
I'm sure it's a rooster, patrolling his territory along the massive limestone bluffs
where the conure colonies burrow into the cliffs to stage their nests.
Look how proud he is! Rb gets this attitude when he perches out of reach
on the highest window frames.​
 

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I just found this great photo of a wild Patagonian...
I'm sure it's a rooster, patrolling his territory along the massive limestone bluffs
where the conure colonies burrow into the cliffs to stage their nests.
Look how proud he is! Rb gets this attitude when he perches out of reach
on the highest window frames.​

Haha he's posing like those old paintings portraits of kings
 

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I just found this great photo of a wild Patagonian...
I'm sure it's a rooster, patrolling his territory along the massive limestone bluffs
where the conure colonies burrow into the cliffs to stage their nests.
Look how proud he is! Rb gets this attitude when he perches out of reach
on the highest window frames.​
That's one majestic parrot!
 
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I heard back... lovely people. I did my best to describe life with a Patagonian rooster...
Of course, I could never part with him. *sigh*

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"I got an IN with the Canadians, they gonna send me hot pics of any Patagonian henz and I gonna be President of our new state, gonna call it Neww Patagonia!"

OH, RICKEYBIRD! NO!!!!
Apologies to all Canadians!!!!

LOL, Rb has my vote!
 

rb says.webp

"Okay is all settled then. I am runnin for KING of Canada.
Will need lots of hot hens for important POSITIONS!
Hot secretaries, hot ambassadorettes, hot press agents, hot advisorettes!
Interviews now! Send hot photos and resumerettes to King Rickeybird at
R. Bird Box 8637635634 in Clevelan Ohio or phone 8675309
if human answer hang up call later!!!!!"


"Okay sing this! New Canadian Anthem!

O Rickeybird,

Our King Patagonian!
True patriot love
in all thy birdz command.
With screaming beaks we hail thee rise

North Roooooooster strong and freeeeee!"
 

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"Okay is all settled then. I am runnin for KING of Canada.
Will need lots of hot hens for important POSITIONS!
Hot secretaries, hot ambassadorettes, hot press agents, hot advisorettes!
Interviews now! Send hot photos and resumerettes to King Rickeybird at
R. Bird Box 8637635634 in Clevelan Ohio or phone 8675309
if human answer hang up call later!!!!!"


"Okay sing this! New Canadian Anthem!

O Rickeybird,

Our King Patagonian!
True patriot love
in all thy birdz command.
With screaming beaks we hail thee rise

North Roooooooster strong and freeeeee!"
I guess I'd better start growing chilies to offer the King! Long Live The King Rickeybird!!
 
Terry, and all Canadian females... be prepared for indecent propositions from the candidate.
It's been so long since I was propositioned that I may not even notice.
 
Rival I appreciate it...........however saying such things about me is like putting icing on horse manure and calling it cupcakes:ROFLMAO:
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"Okay everboddy headz up yeah we got some new finch hens MAY GET MORE
now I got some serios MINIONS! They all love me love love me love me
World better get ready EVERYTHING GONNA BE MINE mine mine
Okay taking applications for secretaries, interns, groupies, all hot hens!!!!!!
Donations big $$ send to Rb Inc 123 Rb Way, Ohio 4422678910
Call after dark if human answer hang up 21655577711124166611

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rb says.webp


"Okay this here is application for to be on of my hen minions.
I call 'em HENIONS I pretty funny. Okay fill this out and mail to
Rickeybird, The
PO (Parrot Office) Box 12740123123
Planet Rbird
Ohio 44000
USA
__________________________________________

HENION APPLICATION
Your name-
Your measurements (rounder is better)-
You like to be loud in morning___ afternoon___ or evening___ or all___?
You like to share your food? Yes___ No___
You mind if your rooster has a whole bunch of hens? Yes___ No___
You mind if your rooster bite you sometimes? Yes___ No___
You support your rooster's every desire???????? Yes___ No___
Yer credit card ###s________________________________
Yer bank acct ###s________________________________

All hot henszszszs please apply!!!!!!
_______________________________________________
 

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