The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[Kentuckienne]

Oh, the Rickeybird is our very own Cantankerous Old Man. He’s holding our beloved Auntie Gail to her promise to take care of him forever by becoming immortal. At an age when other Patagonian condors…I mean conures…are pushing up the daisies, he is still shouting. He shouts at the “workers” to get off his lawn, he shouts at Gail…literally, he shouts “Gail! Gail! Gail!” all the live-long day, and who knows what gentle murmurs he lets fall upon the Rival’s ears? The Rival of the Rickeybird, being subject to PF posting guidelines, cannot say. But we wonders, we does. We wonders.

 

[SailBoat]

What's to wonder about! It is a known historical reality that Rival gets the gross, short-end of the well used stick!!

 

[GaleriaGila]

"Yeah well MORE FROM NEW WINDOW.
this here the Rickeybird which am me and I cant die I got stuff to watch and patrolerate who else gonna keep up with all this world peace an coviderate stuff
CANT EVEN GET DECENT NAP
without lady across street buttfeathering me
she AINT EVEN GOT NO BUTTFEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

*yawn* *stretch* *groan*

Huh?? What? Okay, okay. Apparently, as Scrapbook Archivist, I am supposed to show up and providerate some background...
I mean... PROVIDE some bbb---
Okay, nevermind. Background on buttfeathering for new folks.

*back to sleep, I hope*

 

[GaleriaGila]

Thank you, Rival, well done. These are issues of PF history, ya know.

 

[Kentuckienne]

Snort.

 

[GaleriaGila]

Snort!​

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

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Snort!​

Oh my... what a handsome beak you have!

 

[Kentuckienne]

*yawn* *stretch* *groan*

Huh?? What? Okay, okay. Apparently, as Scrapbook Archivist, I am supposed to show up and providerate some background...
I mean... PROVIDE some bbb---
Okay, nevermind. Background on buttfeathering for new folks.

*back to sleep, I hope*



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Hoisting the tail? Yer means hoisting the maintail, arrrr! I be about to grant ye a massive boon!

 

[GaleriaGila]

"Okay, this here the Rickeybird which am me
an we still got new bizness goin on here you wont believerate.
Okay in new neighborhood this what they call GARBAGE DAY
everbody put stuff in big blue cans then put outside then big blue truck come around​

AND TAKE TAKERATE EVERYTHING AWAY! EVERYTHING! CAGE-LINERS, BROKE TOYS, HALF-ATE CHILEEZ!!!!

Gail always close CLOSERATE down my windows cause i screamerate at em tell em
go way THAT STUFF STILL GOOD!!!
Maybe someday they try to take ME away!!!"​

 

[GaleriaGila]

"Okay this here the Rickeybird an you not gonna believerate this one! You know the peoples been doin somethin which is call SpRing Cleanin and Landscapin outside,
well here is NEW LOW
they plays the radio an sumthin Gail says is called TIKTOK comes on an they all do lil dance
which is calld
Dance Challenge.
They get paiderated for this??????????
They awful clumsy an ridiculous, lookie here!
Gail found the music they playerate which is Mackncheeseraterana.
People
Is
Stoooopid!"

 

[BirdyBee]

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"Okay, this here the Rickeybird which am me
an we still got new bizness goin on here you wont believerate.
Okay in new neighborhood this what they call GARBAGE DAY
everbody put stuff in big blue cans then put outside then big blue truck come around​

AND TAKE TAKERATE EVERYTHING AWAY! EVERYTHING! CAGE-LINERS, BROKE TOYS, HALF-ATE CHILEEZ!!!!

Gail always close CLOSERATE down my windows cause i screamerate at em tell em
go way THAT STUFF STILL GOOD!!!
Maybe someday they try to take ME away!!!"​

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Don't worry Rickey, Gail loves you too much to let them take you! I'm sure if they do they'll return you soon after you show them who's boss!

 

[GaleriaGila]

"WARNING! WORLD ON BRINK OF COLD (and wet) WAR"
Warning, Warning, WARNING!
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!"​

"Okay, thishere the Rickeybird back at window reporterating on world events. Okay is well-known fact that humans like to move dirt, make holes, fill holes, dig up cement, make more cement, dig more dirt, fill holes, so forth and so fortherate and so forth. I told them NO all day long.
Tried to stop them and save world.
NO NO NO no NO
all day long."

"Okay this here the Rickeybird hey there, okay, everybody know that humans like to hand stuff back and forth through front of house, packages, papers, bags, back and forth, nothing ever comes of it, here is postage guy with stuff, more stuff, hand stuff to Kirby, Kirby hand stuff back, waste of time, i tried to save world, told them both
NO NO NO NO!"

"Hey this here the Rickeybird, this here LAST STRAW, that is neighbor lady with hose putting waters all over everything, I told her
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO NO!
So then she point that water at me and spray my windows and water on ME which am the Rickeybird!
Gail and Kirby see water inside later and figure it out and complain and now there is maybe nuclear war over entire world unless Naytoe can send us weapons such as hoses an waters an buckets an hoses.
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONO NO!"​

 

[SailBoat]

Yes, it is a known fact that thermo nuclear war has started with little more than a tiny bit of water, either frozen or liquid. Hopefully, RB raising a warning wing will gather attention!!

 

[GaleriaGila]

THE WORLD IS IN GREAT TURMOIL!
Let us parronts and parrots all come together
and
hold to the force!

​

 

[Kentuckienne]

NO NO NOOOOOOOO! Neighbor lady done you wrong! Tell hoomans install fewer sidewalks and more cameras! Ring doorbell in corner will see all!

 

[GaleriaGila]

"You RIGHT, Kentuckyinne, this here the Rickeybird which am me, and now
these people not content just messin with they own stuff.
Pretty sure they out lookin for MY CHILE pepper
which am MINE!
So Im hidin it an if they come after it
wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Gonna have to bite off a lot of FINGERS.
An this here the Rickeybird which am me."​

 

[SailBoat]

Life goes on just outside the window.
Like flicker movies, the show is there to view.
Regardless of what they are doing, there is another reason to be created. As they are in fact a side story within your True Story!!
Enjoy RB!
After all, they are but props in your World!

 

[Laurasea]

I'm kinda a curious what the neighbors find to do all the time in that one spot ?

 

[GaleriaGila]

Geez, Boats. When you turn your venerable rhetoric lose, a humble scrapbook sounds like War and Peace! The Rb becomes Tolstoy. Thank you!

Laura... it's a combination of being retired, having a lot of time, and living only a mile or two from the local lawn and garden store. And beyond that, it's a question of taste and the march of Humanity. Less taste, more odyssey, in this case.

Onwards!