The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

[ChristaNL]

Come on guys...make this a group effort!!
We ALL know this song!
So lets get to it




On the first day of Christmas the Rival said to me:
"Oh just let the Rickybird be"


On the second day of Christmas the Rival said to me:
...

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

Come on guys...make this a group effort!!
We ALL know this song!
So lets get to it




On the first day of Christmas the Rival said to me:
"Oh just let the Rickybird be"


On the second day of Christmas the Rival said to me:
..sometimes he bites so hard I gotta pee...





Jim

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

You know, a songbook is a good idea. I'll put the wife right on it. Also, THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS deserves a parody. I'll put her on that, too.

Meanwhile, here is the first of three special little ditties by a wild Patagonian. Patagonia Got Talent? They got something alright.
This doozy is to the tune of RUDOLPH THE REDNOSED REINDEER. I don't really get it. I guess that if your clothes get pooped on you have to take them off. A likely story.

 

[LeaKP]

On the third day of Christmas Rival gave to Ricky 3 French henzzzz

Ohhh la la


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[GaleriaGila]

The possibilities for ribaldries and inappropriateness and general abuse of innocent holiday tradition is pretty much endless, isn't it?????????????????
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LaManuka]

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four screaming birds ... (yeah thanks!)

 

[LaManuka]

On the fifth day of Christmas the Rb gave to me...

Aaaaaaaabsolutely nothiiiiiiiing (coz all the presents have to go to the Rickeybird, isn’t that right Ricardo? “Yeh, thasss riiiiight Ms Manooka!”)

Four screaming birds,
Three French henszszs,
Sometimes he bites so hard I gotta pee,
Oh just let the Rickeybird be!

 

[LeaKP]

On the sixth day of Christmas the Ricky gave to meeeee

6 geese a-laying

**does this mean there will be RB/Geese cross hybrids running around??**

 

[LaManuka]

On the sixth day of Christmas the Ricky gave to meeeee

6 geese a-laying

**does this mean there will be RB/Geese cross hybrids running around??**

Eeeeeeek!!!

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

And on that note...................................those notes.......................
We have another exciting submission from the Patagonia Got Talent series. Degrading yet another holiday carol, this one is to the tune of WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

And on that note...................................those notes.......................
We have another exciting submission from the Patagonia Got Talent series. Degrading yet another holiday carol, this one is to the tune of WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

...and he doesn't even drink! ...or does he??



Jim

 

[ChristaNL]

On the sixth day of Christmas the Ricky gave to meeeee

6 geese a-laying

**does this mean there will be RB/Geese cross hybrids running around??**

baaaaad visual place !!


Unfortunately that landed me straigt in:


on the seventh day of Christmas the Rb send to me

"seven swans (ahm) swinging "

but that would just get me banned again, right?

 

[LaManuka]

On the eighth day of Christmas the Rb gave to me...

Eight Kevins bathing (ooh HRH will NOT like that!)

 

[GaleriaGila]

I shall follow in order...

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, the Rb sent to me...
Nine Ladies Dancing...

[That sounds harmless enough]

Oh, wait...

"Nine Henz a-twerkin'!!!!!"

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

I shall follow in order...

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, the Rb sent to me...
Nine Ladies Dancing...

[That sounds harmless enough]

Oh, wait...

"Nine Henz a-twerkin'!!!!!"

Heh heh heh heh..lol lol lol...LOL! LOL!! LMBO LMFBO!!

RB.."Toni" was right.." Hey Rickey you're so fine.you really blow our minds!...hey Rickey! HEY! RICKEY!


Jim

 

[GaleriaGila]

Don't forget that we out-ed you as the drummer in that video, with the crazy hat and all! Everything comes out in the wash here on the ol' Forums, Jim!

Next, anybody? We're up to the tenth. Okay, I'll go next.

How about...

"On the Tenth Day of Christmas, the Rb sent to meeee...
Ten Lords a Leaping!"

But in the parrot world, it'd be "Ten Caiques a Leaping", right?

 

[ChristaNL]

Oh yesssss, totally!!


How about "eleven Jims-a-jamming"?


(Jim as our own Xmass-elf ...hmmm)

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

It is settled. Eleven Jims a jamming. And now for this episode of Patagonia's Got Talent (Not).
I see no redeeming characteristics to this version of DECK THE HALLS whatsoever but here it is.
I do have it on good authority that we will have some brand new carols this year. Oh, joy.

 

[wrench13]

Gail,Rival, RB, I hope the 3 of you have a great Christmas. A day without a peek at the RB Scrapbook is like .........a day without having to peek at the RB Scrapbook! >: )

 

[ChristaNL]

What Wrench said...
Yup, I am having a medium-severe winterdip atm (labelling it depression always sounds like I should be hospitalized or something ;P mine is chronic anyway, so it gets vetood whenever possible) and this thread really makes me look forward to the next crazy day/installment.


Gail, Rb and Rival for the winn \o/