Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[GaleriaGila]

Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Clark Conure is actually Superman Conure.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...

 

[Rival_of_the_Rickeybird]

Okay the truth must be told. GaleriaGilaAkaGail is my actual wife (this is true, the lie is coming up) and .............................................................................
she and Superman Conure roleplay in secret. she dresses up like Lois Lane and he rescues her from this and that.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Rival_of_the_Rickeybird is romantically involved with the Rickeybird and fakes rivalry so as not to arouse any suspicion from his wife...

 

[clark_conure]

Corkscr.ew is banned for getting involved in other peoples matter of love.​

 

[rheashard2]

I actually understand what this thread is about! (No I don't !)

 

[clark_conure]

rheashard2 doesn't understand birds...

I don't think birds are real anymore....

Today every time I went to the far end of the room to refill a glass at the mini fridge in my man cave I got a fly by by a budgie, same one every time. At first I thought it might be telling me oh no a bird might be in that area on the ground. But I checked and everyone is ok, and in the cage island. The government is obviously very interested in my movements to the minifridge. This is a new thing. They activated my Biological Intelligence Reconnaissance Drone. Sometimes if I wait a bit I get a second or even third pass. There is no reason to do this. But he does.

I think rheashard2 is an NSA agent activating my budgie and just trying to pretend to not be involved.

 

[rheashard2]

Found out! Budgies are better than drones! They have no batteries, and work for millet seeds! So I ban myself! Wait till I market my CAG recorder and Amazon alarm system.

 

[GaleriaGila]

Rival_of_the_Rickeybird is romantically involved with the Rickeybird and fakes rivalry so as not to arouse any suspicion from his wife...

AHA! This explains the occasional mysterious aroma of Old Spice in the Rb's room!

 

[GaleriaGila]

rheashard2 is secretly cutting a deal with Trump to circumvent parrot food/pellet/chop tariffs!​

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

GaleriaGila is reselling tossed cage paper veggies to Chinese restaurants and making a fortune which she spends on her secret obsessive passion of hot air ballooning over adolescent porcupine video arcades. The thrill of danger is just too irresistible.

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

Give me seed is the mastermind behind all matters of cage paper goodies. My Dog knows her dealer well!

 

[rheashard2]

rheashard2 is secretly cutting a deal with Trump to circumvent parrot food/pellet/chop tariffs!​

Money is to be used to aid multiple bird households. Limited to 4 bird or more households.