Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[clark_conure]

oops I bumped...accident

 

[Rozalka]

Clark Conure didn't bump it accidentally. He has a magic power and uses it on my new YT channel and now none of my vids show up on my channel page. He does it to stop me from uploading non-parrot related videos, so I can use only my old channel which is for parrots.

(why does almost every post of mine in this thread is creating a fictional story based on my mini-irl problems, lol)

 

[GaleriaGila]

Ha!

Well, some people don't know that ROZALKA means "Rose Thief" in Polish, and she has been thrown in jail for multiple such offense. Be ashamed, złodziej róż!

 

[Flboy]

Well, as we all know, or should know, Gale was/is a VW bug, bell bottom flower child!
The truth? She has been an undercover Narc all these years, now collecting profiles on all of us!

 

[GaleriaGila]

HANDS UP!

But seriously...

"Fl" above, stands for Finland.

 

[clark_conure]

GaleriaGila lives in ohio she states... this map is relavent. I only have time to hug my loved ones.

 

[GaleriaGila]

Hands up!!!!!! Relinquish all designer purses, Harry&David gift certificates and unopenned Harrison's bird snacks, and NOBODY GETS HURT!

Notice that there was no refutation of the Finland allegation. He and Rozalka and FLBoy are in an international Harrison's black market and smuggling ring!

 

[clark_conure]

We are well aware of all the smuggleing rings but we are focusing on ohio.

 

[GaleriaGila]

Oh, yeah? This just in...

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[foxgloveparrot]

RB is a winged donkey who carts around Gail's collection of taxidermied hagfish. No, I will not be elaborating.

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Side note: I found a better version. I think it's slightly more accurate.

 

[GaleriaGila]

MY HAGFISH ARE ALL ALIVE AND WELL!

The above's REAL NAME is foxglovehagfish... wanted for slime trafficking I have proof from Indiana Public Media below!!

Hagfish Slime

Our planet is inhabited by a host of strange and remarkable creatures, but few as strange or remarkable, if you ask me, as hagfish. Hagfish are eel-like fish about a foot long. They have a small mouth that lacks jaws and teeth. Learn more on this Moment of Science.

indianapublicmedia.org