Aquila
New member
- Nov 19, 2012
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- Parrots
- Sydney - Blue Front Amazon
Gonzo - Congo African Grey
Willow - Cockatiel
RIP:
Snowy, Ivy, Kiwi, Ghost - Parakeets
Berry - Cinnamon GCC
I WISH my conures had used their toys...
I remember one particular day when Py was poofed up and rubbing his little face against my cheek (while rubbing something else at the same time.) I had a non-bird person in the house, and she kept commenting about how "affectionate" my little bird was...
(Yeah, you have no idea just HOW affectionate he's being at the moment... ) I didn't tell her what was actually happening.
DEMITRE yeah, the same little stinker that put his beak CLEAN THROUGH my finger. The bird that decided to fly to the "choice" shower perch, and then clung to the tip of it by his beak when it "collapsed" on him...
THAT little bird.
FIRST he regurges for me... AND STUFFS IT INTO THE ONLY AVAILABLE ORIFICE - MY EAR HOLE... EVER TRY TO GET A BEAK FULL OF BIRD PUKE OUT OF YOUR EAR?!
WELL, IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, HE THEN PROCEEDS TO "MOUNT" MY EAR, HANGING ON TO IT WITH BOTH HIS BEAK, AND BOTH FEET... WHILE ATTEMPTING TO STUFF "SOMETHING ELSE" INTO MY EAR... and fighting my hand trying to knock his little butt off my ear to the floor.
OH, SURE, SOME OF YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY... CUZ IT WASN'T YOU... Well, actually, if it wasn't me, I'd probably be rolling too...
But it WAS me!!!
I...I can't even.
I spit out my coffee.