Musings of a feathered soul

[Terry57]

This thread is pure gold! I haven't laughed this hard since the last time my feathered overlords allowed me to laugh.
I never thought that 'poo bombings' would become a part of my vocabulary, but here we are.

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

Proof that we birds are superior in intelligence (not that it wasn't already obvious):

I sampled my morning charcuterie while listening to the brilliance of one of my ancestors.

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

Tweet dreams are made of this; who am I to disagree; Unraveled and hurled all but seven seeds; every birdy's looking for somethin

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

Some of them want to chews you; some of them want to be choosed by you; some of them want to amuse you; some of them want to be amused...

 

[rheashard2]

Some of them want to chews you; some of them want to be choosed by you; some of them want to amuse you; some of them want to be amused...

Some want all of the above at THEIR specified time, mood, and rewards for their choices!

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

Some want all of the above at THEIR specified time, mood, and rewards for their choices

Some want all of the above at THEIR specified time, mood, and rewards for their choices!

Some of them(a hem a hem cough) don't want to go to bed so they act like they didn't finish dinner and then cheep and warble under the cover...

 

[rheashard2]

Some of them(a hem a hem cough) don't want to go to bed so they act like they didn't finish dinner and then cheep and warble under the cover...

Or tell you to shut up, go to bed, go to sleep and lastly just go to sleep all in gravelly voice. If that doesn't work, the screeching of a hawk from yard, roaring of the dragons from video game resonating through house forces lights out, computer off everwhere. Nothing can be on in house.

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

Or tell you to shut up, go to bed, go to sleep and lastly just go to sleep all in gravelly voice. If that doesn't work, the screeching of a hawk from yard, roaring of the dragons from video game resonating through house forces lights out, computer off everwhere. Nothing can be on in house.

It's a sign of our love for you, dear human! If we just meekly accepted bedtime, then we wouldn't be truly expressing our deep and abiding love for you poor non feathered goofballs. It is so adorable how you run around bald with no feathers.