Dumb things people ask when you have your bird in public?
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What?! Hahaha! That's hilarious (and pathetic)!
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I forgot about that one:
Are you selling it?
How much did you pay for it?
Seriously, how much would you sell it for?
Years ago, I had some guy (from another country) whose son took a liking to Maggie when I had her out, and he wanted to buy her from me. Followed me around for five minutes, bidding on her... (Normally if you tell someone you're not selling the bird, they stop. This guy didn't. He thought I was "playing hardball.")
I was just like, what part of "not for sale at any price didn't you understand?!" I can give you the name of a good breeder if you'd like...
Are you selling it?
How much did you pay for it?
Seriously, how much would you sell it for?
Years ago, I had some guy (from another country) whose son took a liking to Maggie when I had her out, and he wanted to buy her from me. Followed me around for five minutes, bidding on her... (Normally if you tell someone you're not selling the bird, they stop. This guy didn't. He thought I was "playing hardball.")
I was just like, what part of "not for sale at any price didn't you understand?!" I can give you the name of a good breeder if you'd like...
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Yep. That is a point of emphasis.
She's out with me, cuz she wants to be with me, and doesn't tolerate staying home, or staying caged... this is a human toddler with feathers, they are that much work.
Here's a stupid question for you. You like cleaning bird poop?! Sweeping, vacuuming and scrubbing floors? Cuz you get one of these, you're going to be doing a lot of that from now on...
"THEY DON'T COME THIS WAY. SHE'S LIKE THIS BECAUSE I SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRAINING HER, AND I DO STUFF LIKE THIS WITH HER."
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My favorite is. "I think birds should be free".
My answer...wait for it... does it look like she wants to be somewhere else to you?
My answer...wait for it... does it look like she wants to be somewhere else to you?
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Love this answer!
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Yea it really bothers me that people think they can just go to petco and buy a Pumpkin. Like - NO SERIOUSLY I do not want to be the reason that you get a bird on impulse and then mistreat it because it isn't what you expected after spending all of 30 seconds watching a well socialized bird that has a lot of love and training put into it. I researched and prepared for months for this bird. PLEASE DO NOT go buy one just because you think he is cute...
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That's one of my favorites! (NOT). You have a good response though. Because clearly the bird sitting happy on your shoulder is just *so* miserable. I've gotten that a few times too, especially down at the lake where Kiwi likes to watch the geese (and baby geese). Everybody thinks they're an animal rights activist down there. You know, because the person with the bird who's out seeing the world (who any common idiot can see is totally content) is just *so* abusive. Mind you, he is usually sitting with his backpack open, sometimes out on the table enjoying a snack (that I brought) or sitting on top of his backpack happily puffing/preening.
"That's CRUEL, birds don't belong in a cage, that thing should be FREE" (in sneering voice). I see you have a dog, on a leash, in a tutu (not looking too happy about that tutu)... "But that's DIFFERENT" (now in sneering/offended voice)
Sometimes I'd like to explain to them how quickly he would DIE if released to nature and how long he will LIVE (happily) with me. But I don't think mental midgets have the capacity to comprehend logic.
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Sometimes I'd like to explain to them how quickly he would DIE if released to nature and how long he will LIVE (happily) with me. But I don't think mental midgets have the capacity to comprehend logic.
That falls under the heading NEVER TRY TO TEACH A PIG TO SING... IT WASTES YOUR TIME, AND ANNOYS THE PIG.
Their mind is made up, don't confuse them with the truth. Of course, you're gonna say that, you're a horrible person, trying to justify something unconscionable...
In fact, you're the reason the rain forests are dying!
Come to think of it, I hate you too!
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Let me scan the bar code for you...
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My answer to that one is if I set this bird down in a tree, she generally flies back to me within five minutes...
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Great thread! Love the stupid questions and all your great responses! The one time I had Baxter out (at a flea market in Maine), I only had one person ask about him. She simply said, "tell me about your friend".
Great thread, April!
Stupidest question came to me in just a conversation about my birds that my daughter had with someone she knows. Once the woman found out I have so many, she asked if she could come over to my house and pick out one. Britty asked pick one out for what? And she said so I could give "it" to her, that she always wanted a bird and it wasn't fair I have so many, and wouldn't miss one.
Stupidest question came to me in just a conversation about my birds that my daughter had with someone she knows. Once the woman found out I have so many, she asked if she could come over to my house and pick out one. Britty asked pick one out for what? And she said so I could give "it" to her, that she always wanted a bird and it wasn't fair I have so many, and wouldn't miss one.
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Your kidding right
That's like asking one of those people with 20 kids if they wouldn't mind giving one away because they have so many. These are living beings with unique personalities, not knick knacks! Unreal
April, that's exactly what I said! Needless to say, I never extended an invite to that woman.
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Okay.
That is a majorly giant leap in logic... and just a tad (how can we put this?) presumptuous of her... [just a tiny bit.]
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Your lucky! That's just someone curious about the tropical bird you have with you
I do get a lot of (normal, reasonable) questions about Kiwi, like what kind of parrot he is, how old he is, does he like being out ext... I don't mind those kind of questions personally. I get even more questions about his backpack though lol.
Just a tad bit presumptious...so much more polite than what went through my head!
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