...just then a Royal Messenger arrived in the casino with a cage fit for a velociraptor and a a team of monster wranglers, the Royal Messenger shouted, "By order of The Queen, we are here to seize one of Nessie's Cubs and declare it a royal treasure to be escorted back to the Queen's Rose Garden to live out it's days in luxury, in exchange of course, for the Royal Punch Bowl!
Needless to say, after the announcement, had a Royal Pin been dropped it would in all likelihood be heard by all.
Salty, the bravest of pirates, whispered to his dad, that he had no desire to be an item on a monster menu or to entertain the depraved group of smelly creatures any longer, no, Salty would prefer to have his handsome face on billboards and his name in lights all over Vegas and he preferred to do it from his comfy spot on his dad's shoulder.
Meanwhile back in Scotland.....