UPDATE (this story made me fall on the floor from laughing! Read all of it!):
Yesterday a bird talked to me about how he started an adventure in a tree,
High above the city of atlantis, and he said with a laugh, i want candy for my date with a yellow
lollipop covered in popcorn and sunflower, because macaws hear that only the popcorn man in the purple truck with yellow pockadots has the best birdie bread ever! and also amazing was the little crazy monkey that rides a bicycle and eats donuts, but only glazed, never jelly filled. and he NEVER drank from the magical rainbow fountain that contained the secret potion for turning into a big monster that could scare an alien pig.
but the monkey was smart because she find a black apple i-pad.
Today i will eat all the birds favorite food, which resulted in a squawking rebellion with millitary macaws and umbrella cockatoos and a whole lot of budgies in a circle they did dance and drank beer and did caryoky on the bar with a hippo and an emu while singing watzing-matilda in defense of a zombie killing the skittle who liked to wear a banana suit while sitting near two yellow boats and fallen airplanes that would sometimes. Birdie Banana god who wore blue suede shoes just like Elvis Presley and had no laces, which made him fall into the HUGE vat of acid. Then he quietly went to bed and woke up all wrinkly and with back pain in a stolen beautiful yellow flower which had red seeds with magical moondust and a sparkly giant blue flower that was big and contained little budgies that were blue pink and dressed as monkeys
wearing yellow polkadot fish net stockings which had green mini witch hats attached to their wings that also had shiny, sparkly red tassles and little blue cockatiels that sit together on a nest which made no sense, so they went on a safari tour at the New York Central Park and got tickets for a trip to Sweden do they packed things such as Hawaiian shirts, lotion, and lots of warm sweaters because they like modeling sweaters in sweden and parading around pink fluffy cockatoos who wore blue and made an unexpected sudden jump which frightened all the forum members into thinking that WharfRat turned into a stunt man that jumped into a big powerful pool of lava and became a chubby lovebird with a small earing on his big left toe but WharfRat was very mad at me because I ate his only snicker doodle wich tasted very scrumptious and had cheddar baked on top and lots of shredded white chocolate with lashings of pasta and cookies that made WharfRat sneeze all over and shake the tailfeather who was sick and had to start a thread about mini macaws.
The thread went terribly wrong, so we started over. Once upon a time we all were really bored, so we started a parrot forum a place for bird lovers all over the world, but alas, everyone started to make up silly stories about their beloved birds ad their crazy parronts who always, instead of pellets, they would rather have to eat cheesecake rather than fruit, veggies and popcorn. After a long shower in the endless rain they set out with their umbrellas in the hurricane which blew them into a ditch and they needed a big excavator to pull them through the chocolate and into the clear blue water that made them feel a tingle in their wings which made them flutter up into the treetops and hide from the ferocious lions and hungry alligators that were waiting for them to go so they could party and drink all night long until they were all dizzy and went to sleep and snored loudly. When they awoke...