You know you’ve had parrrots a long time when…

[LaManuka]

When your lorikeet unloads a massive liquid projectile poop on your foot and you don't even care ...

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When you're just tryna give your cockatiel his heart meds, and a certain someone unloads another one of those hot wet poopy projectiles on your foot - AGAIN!!!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

When you've spent years (and I mean YEARS) trying to balance all of your birds on you at the same time.

So far I have not succeeded, lol.

 

[TiredOldMan]

When you make regular 5+ hour round trips to a small town newspaper to pick up bundles of uncirculated papers so your friends can rip them up and poop on them

 

[wrench13]

Hey TOM welcome back!!

 

[rheashard2]

When your newspaper survey call asks you why you subscribe to daily and Sunday. You unthinking reply... "I find newspapers depressing and don't read them. I use them to line my parrots cage and play area." It's only later that you realize that response wasn't appropriate.

 

[rheashard2]

When you have leave land line in birdie area disconnected from wall. You discover by answering in another room that your CAG became your secretary. Answering and responding appropriately including... bye I gotta go.. and makes disconnecting sound. True story, he fooled shift supervisor volunteering me for an extra shift. I discovered that he was doing this often!

 

[rheashard2]

When the calmest place in your home is the bathroom

My CAG...again, how long you gonna be or are you done yet. So my daughter and I are fast in and out! There's no peice there!

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

...WHen shopping for bird toys is more fun than shopping for yourself...

 

[Pickle's Mom]

…you “shhh” the smoke alarm that goes off every time you open the oven door.

This one cracks me up. Too funny!

 

[GaleriaGila]

And then there was the time, 20+ years ago, when we moved from New Mexico to Ohio...
For the first time in years, we had a Christmas tree. We hauled out the boxed ornaments, began to hang them on the tree, and...
What the what-what?
A big fat grey Patagonian down-feather was clinging to a lovely snowflake ornament...
I just left it. It's still there. Swear to God.
Yep. We've had the Rickeybird for a lonnnnnnnnnnnng time.

 

[EllieTheConure]

...when the first thing you do when you get home is contact call

 

[GaleriaGila]

...when the first thing you do when you get home is contact call

Oh, now THAT's a good one!

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

I don't qualify for the long time bit but ..why yes I did have leftover chop for dinner tonight because it didn't smell perfectly fresh for HRH Fluffyfeatherbutt.

 

[Macawdamia Nut]

You are invited out to dinner and order a bowl of berries instead of tiramisu for dessert so you can bring the leftovers home to your parrot.

 

[rheashard2]

I love the person's whose name I incorporated into my own. She's aware that my pet refuses to even purchase seeds for me! I've been having a sunflower seed withdrawal for YEARS! My person sent me about 15+ years, 8 pounds worth of roasted unsalted non GMO sunflower. If there was a way, my pet would return them! PS the I incorporated Margaret Ann so I am Nameliss Margaret Ann. Maybe my pet is jealous because she is mearly a sound!

 

[Rozalka]

when you get parrot toys as your Christmas gift

 

[PeentPeent]

My Caique makes microwave beeps hahahaha

Cheddar

 

[rheashard2]

Why are there so many cuties here? My CAG looks and is mischievous! Her motto is substitute any of her 'toys for all do not play/touch with' items!