You know you’ve had parrrots a long time when…

[4 way borbs]

You know you've had parrots for a long time when your boss asks what that sound(Your birds singing a consert)

 

[texsize]

Every time you come out of the kitchen you have to bring a treat for your parrot.

 

[texsize]

As a guy you always remember to put the toilet seat down
Just in case a bird ends up flying into the bathroom

 

[Rozalka]

When you find such decoration on your slipper

 

[Free as a bird]

When you can identify most of the birds in your neighbourhood and most of the parrots on earth

 

[foxgloveparrot]

When you can identify most of the birds in your neighbourhood and most of the parrots on earth

SAME OML

...when you have to lock up your dish soap because your amazon has a very powerful desire to eat some of the yummy bubbly stuff.

 

[Rozalka]

When you want to pick up something what your fid dropped and it almost poops on your head being INSIDE the cage

 

[foxgloveparrot]

When you can tell your bird is about to poop and you have learned the meticulous art of sweeping its fluffy butt away from your carpet in the nick of time.

 

[Jolee’sFlock]

When you can’t find your pens because they have all been pushed off the desk.

When you know you’re going to have to fight for the computer mouse, TV remote, or game controller.

 

[kme3388]

When your phone rings, and you automatically know you aren’t going to hear a thing! All you hear is a bunch of parrots being vocal wanting to be included in the phone call.

 

[Rozalka]

When you open your drawer and you find your parrot there

(yes, it happened to me today. I didn't close it well and Zenek went inside through a small chink )

 

[Rozalka]

When you open your drawer and you find your parrot there

(yes, it happened to me today. I didn't close it well and Zenek went inside through a small chink )

Update:
When your drawer is overtaken by your fid, so you can't use it anymore and you had to evacuate all things from there.


Now something what only parronts who write stories may relate:
When you decide to name a character (or even few) after your fid.

 

[Skye&Kiwi]

...you call the neighbor baby ''good birdie!! LOLOL

 

[Rozalka]

...when instead of "vids" you write "fids"
(me today)

Also I sometimes have weird moments when I write my fanfic and I want to write "parrots" when the characters are humans

 

[Jexnell]

When they must have a bit of all.your food....

 

[Jolee’sFlock]

…You can laugh in the face of a torturer showing his tools he’s going to use on your hands!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

When your bird randomly decides that they're too good for food processor chop, so you start allocating time to hand-chop veggies for them.

+ When your senior bird sometimes struggles to perch but is somehow still able to hang upside down from your hair and preen your face.

(based on true and recent events lol)

 

[LaManuka]

When your lorikeet unloads a massive liquid projectile poop on your foot and you don't even care ...

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

When you say 'Don't eat the dog.' and you're unphased by the connotations.

 

[corkscr.ew]

…when you go to a pet store and the employees start looking concerned because you’ve been staring at the birds for hours without moving.