You know you're a bird owner when ?? Add yours

[Rickypawsey]

Just a bit of fun add yours

You go to the shop get out your money and there's more sunflower seeds then coins...

 

[Kalidasa]

You know you're a bird owner when a big healthy whopper of a poop on your floor is a good thing

 

[strudel]

when you look at the knee-high green weeds all over your yard and think it's a good thing and don't want summer to come and dry them all off.

 

[SilverSage]

When every tree makes you wonder if you should chop part of it off for your living room.

 

[strudel]

when you decide that you should show your cocky her new potty on your bed and then have to brush cashew nut crumbs off your sheets....

(seriously, what is wrong with me?)

 

[Rickypawsey]

You start calling your partner your birds name ...... Or is that just age

 

[Rickypawsey]

When you can't have a bath alone

 

[crimson]

when you turn everything into a bird toy

 

[ruffledfeathers]

.....when it's normal for you to quickly scan any room for anything not weighed down, that will fly around the room in the wind of wing flapping.....

 

[BirdyMomma]

When you start talking to people (in my case customers at my bar) as if they were birds.
"HelllOOOOOO!" "Hiiiii!" "Is that gooood!?"

 

[Gizmomania]

When you talk more to your birds when you're home alone with them than you usually do with your family members.

 

[jugoya]

When you think about what you are going to give the birds as breakfast, serve it and they are happily munching away before you even realize you are hungry too.

 

[baron1282]

When you can sleep though them screaming in the middle of the day when you need a nap.

 

[truthfulreaction]

when you go out of your way to stop by the house to cover your birdy before going out late.

 

[kq_fan]

When you say no I cant do that, I need to be with Lilo or can Lilo come to?

 

[getwozzy]

When it feels like you have two toddlers instead of one.

When you're constantly scanning the room for things that would get either kid (feathered or human) in trouble.

When the gas attendant asks how your bird is and when they're going to see her next lol

When you save random clean "garbage" for bird toys.

 

[MagegrayWolf]

When you spend an hour cooking a fantastic pasta and veggie dish made from all fresh ingredients you went out of your way to get and you eat a microwave tv dinner.

 

[ShellyBorg]

When you bird shirts out number your good shirts...

 

[Tangie]

When you have bird seed and pellets all over your room and on your bed sheets.

 

[strudel]

When you spend an hour cooking a fantastic pasta and veggie dish made from all fresh ingredients

or when you cook "cocky food" pasta sauce. (seriously, that kale is good stuff)