What a day.....help help by parrot draws police.

[Hawk]

Well don't wet yourself laughing but....

Had poppie on the porch on her perch with radio on.....meter reader guy came around and Poppie began yelling "Help Help Helllllllllllllp"....and all kinds of other noises and chatter. The concerned meter reader called the police.

Here was a couple police and a Child protective services that shows up at the door....LOL. The police said..."we received a call that there was a child screaming for help"....I looked at him then looked at the child protective lady whom had a note pad cling to her chest and was dancing from foot to foot...like she had to poo or something. Just itching to get in. I said, naaa my Fid was screaming , their in their cage sleeping now. The lady was doing a faster poo dance now. Must of thought I said Kids, and not know what a fid is.

So I thought yeah come on in....the cop just stood there but the lady was running thru the house like speedy Gonzales...she finally came in dinning room and said " ok where are they, there's toddler toys so there must be kids."

I looked at them and said no those are my birds toys. The lady said really?? come on they play with those? I said yeah...why not, their parrots, they talk. The cop was beginning to laugh, the other cop was laughing a little as well, but the lady was not convinced, had such a serious look on her face. But in the end she hadn't a clue about parrots. The cops son has two Greys and knows they can make ruckus.

What a day !!!

 

[Doublete]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come on now that's funny!!! Cps lady must have been so disappointed.

 

[Dopey]

That is so funny. BUT good to know that the meter reader will call the police.

 

[deque]

OMG, I just spit up coffee at my desk I laughed so hard.

Thanks so much for that...really needed a great laugh today!

 

[RavensGryf]

You're lucky the cop's son had parrots. Thank goodness, otherwise you'd have a heck of a time convincing all of them!

 

[Skybird]

Well don't wet yourself laughing but....

Had poppie on the porch on her perch with radio on.....meter reader guy came around and Poppie began yelling "Help Help Helllllllllllllp"....and all kinds of other noises and chatter. The concerned meter reader called the police.

Here was a couple police and a Child protective services that shows up at the door....LOL. The police said..."we received a call that there was a child screaming for help"....I looked at him then looked at the child protective lady whom had a note pad cling to her chest and was dancing from foot to foot...like she had to poo or something. Just itching to get in. I said, naaa my Fid was screaming , their in their cage sleeping now. The lady was doing a faster poo dance now. Must of thought I said Kids, and not know what a fid is.

So I thought yeah come on in....the cop just stood there but the lady was running thru the house like speedy Gonzales...she finally came in dinning room and said " ok where are they, there's toddler toys so there must be kids."

I looked at them and said no those are my birds toys. The lady said really?? come on they play with those? I said yeah...why not, their parrots, they talk. The cop was beginning to laugh, the other cop was laughing a little as well, but the lady was not convinced, had such a serious look on her face. But in the end she hadn't a clue about parrots. The cops son has two Greys and knows they can make ruckus.

What a day !!!

OH my goodness....thanks for laugh tonight....I needed to read this....can't wait to tell my hubby.
Jody

 

[OOwl]

I read that to my entire family and they're all in stitches. That could happen to any of us with talking birds. So hilarious! LOL

 

[Kiwibird]

Hilarious! I'm sure the parrots 'played dumb' and spoke not a single word whilst the cops were there right? Well, I suppose for the cops and the CPS lady, at least it was something they could all laugh at when they left instead of a genuine case of child abuse they had to deal with.

 

[Flboy]

Hate to say, but she may still file a report saying suspected child abuse!

 

[GreatBlue320]

So, you certainly had an interesting day - LOL! That is something you think would only happen in movies!

 

[Bandespresso]

Even better: she probably thought you said "my kid is in their cage sleeping"

I am rolling with laughter over here!!!

 

[kika95]

hahaOmg this is the best story I've heard in a while lol the cps lady part had me dying haha

 

[Doublete]

I agree she may still file a report... Thinking you hid them somewhere.

 

[Hawk]

Hate to say, but she may still file a report saying suspected child abuse!

Ha ha ha ha haaaa....would like to see the dumb idiot try....my parents were both federal agents...sister is state police...the lady would have to be quite a bone head to mess with me or family. We are known quite well.

 

[Hawk]

I agree she may still file a report... Thinking you hid them somewhere.

Not....too freaking stupid to do that. You don't mess with my family...8 of them are cops, agents...or U.S.senate... If she were to she'd get laughed out of the country.

 

[Hawk]

hahaOmg this is the best story I've heard in a while lol the cps lady part had me dying haha

Yeah.....she was a work of art. Stupid as heck...seriously

 

[Hawk]

You're lucky the cop's son had parrots. Thank goodness, otherwise you'd have a heck of a time convincing all of them!

Lol...?not at all few of the cops have met poppies as the frequent the hardware store. Plus many of my family out rank all these cops and the really dumb lady that showed up. She was so stupid it scared me.

 

[Hawk]

Hilarious! I'm sure the parrots 'played dumb' and spoke not a single word whilst the cops were there right? Well, I suppose for the cops and the CPS lady, at least it was something they could all laugh at when they left instead of a genuine case of child abuse they had to deal with.

Yeah....come to think of it....my birds did play dumb......what...me talk?
Are you nuts?the man has a badge and gun.!!!!!

 

[Bandespresso]

Hilarious! I'm sure the parrots 'played dumb' and spoke not a single word whilst the cops were there right? Well, I suppose for the cops and the CPS lady, at least it was something they could all laugh at when they left instead of a genuine case of child abuse they had to deal with.

Yeah....come to think of it....my birds did play dumb......what...me talk?
Are you nuts?the man has a badge and gun.!!!!!

I have the right to remain silent and by golly I'm going to exercise that right!!! They'll never catch me! -Poppie probably

 

[Hawk]

Hilarious! I'm sure the parrots 'played dumb' and spoke not a single word whilst the cops were there right? Well, I suppose for the cops and the CPS lady, at least it was something they could all laugh at when they left instead of a genuine case of child abuse they had to deal with.

Yeah....come to think of it....my birds did play dumb......what...me talk?
Are you nuts?the man has a badge and gun.!!!!!

I have the right to remain silent and by golly I'm going to exercise that right!!! They'll never catch me! -Poppie probably

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa.....Yeah that would be Poppie. Actually better portrays my Grey ( Greyson). That turd ball gets away with everything...Then laughs about it.