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My wife found this and thought you ladies who do your own upgrades might enjoy this.
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0and noticed a distinct slow down
in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
·Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
·FISHING 5.0,
· RUGBY 3.0 and
·Golf Clubs 4.1 .
Also Conversation 8.0no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
·Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
·Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·Husband 1.0 is an Operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. ·If that application works as designed ,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
·Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend
·Cooking 3.0 and
· HOT LINGERIE 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0and noticed a distinct slow down
in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
·Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
·FISHING 5.0,
· RUGBY 3.0 and
·Golf Clubs 4.1 .
Also Conversation 8.0no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
·Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
·Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·Husband 1.0 is an Operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. ·If that application works as designed ,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
·Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend
·Cooking 3.0 and
· HOT LINGERIE 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
