T00tsyd
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Syd can only be described as cantankerous today. I don't know what's got into him. Nothing is very different, he has food, toys including real favs, me on 24/7 call and yet today he has that glint in his eye that tells me that he is going to push the boundaries until he gets his comeuppance! (that's an English word for consequences).
He has time out at will today but not satisfied with numerous distractions he has gone all around the room seeing just what is light enough for him to toss on the floor. He has a bowl full of foot toys just for this purpose but he hasn't even looked at them. He is flying too and fro until he spies the next victim and then launches it with all his might. Now normally he is pretty obedient. If I say NO or OFF he usually turns right away. Not today. He pins that beady eye on me like a recalcitrant teenager daring me to lay down the law. I'm sure if he could slam a door it would be off its hinges!
The latest which has brought all this to a head is a china blue and white bowl. It's nearly as tall as him and he has just discovered that if he attacks it with his beak it rocks and moves just a little. I said NO. He stopped looked at me and promptly did it again. This bowl is not a new item. It is often on the side but today it appears to have a new attraction. I said OFF in a voice that I am sure he understands. Again - that look!
This day is not gonna end well at this rate. Perhaps it's time to remind him just who is in charge here!
HUH! I've just finished writing it all down and what is he doing? Sitting as good as gold on my knee as if butter wouldn't melt - now he's nodding off! He thinks I'm fooled but I have a suspicion that he is really just waiting for me to pick everything off the floor for him! I tell you this isn't gonna end well!!!
He has time out at will today but not satisfied with numerous distractions he has gone all around the room seeing just what is light enough for him to toss on the floor. He has a bowl full of foot toys just for this purpose but he hasn't even looked at them. He is flying too and fro until he spies the next victim and then launches it with all his might. Now normally he is pretty obedient. If I say NO or OFF he usually turns right away. Not today. He pins that beady eye on me like a recalcitrant teenager daring me to lay down the law. I'm sure if he could slam a door it would be off its hinges!
The latest which has brought all this to a head is a china blue and white bowl. It's nearly as tall as him and he has just discovered that if he attacks it with his beak it rocks and moves just a little. I said NO. He stopped looked at me and promptly did it again. This bowl is not a new item. It is often on the side but today it appears to have a new attraction. I said OFF in a voice that I am sure he understands. Again - that look!
This day is not gonna end well at this rate. Perhaps it's time to remind him just who is in charge here!
HUH! I've just finished writing it all down and what is he doing? Sitting as good as gold on my knee as if butter wouldn't melt - now he's nodding off! He thinks I'm fooled but I have a suspicion that he is really just waiting for me to pick everything off the floor for him! I tell you this isn't gonna end well!!!