The big one

[HalfInsane]

I know you're all familiar with the big poop o' the morning.

Well this morning I was waiting to let Pixel out, and she popped; it was nice and normal sized...

... turns out she was holding out on me. Next think I know I hear the tell tale tea-kettle butt whistle of hers and... bam. Right in the middle of the floor. The carpeted floor. And this was a big, nasty poop even by big nasty poop standards. This was horror movie stuff; "It Came From the Butt" would be an apt title.

Well that was my morning. Hats off to you macaw folk. I don't know how you do it.

 

[lexx510]

LOL! Oh, my goodness! Sounds like you had a grand morning

Guava's morning poops are so big, she has to back paddle to let them out! It's quite a production that she puts on.

 

[goalerjones]

Dr. Rick Marshall: Would you grow up?
Holly Cantrell: Oh, my God!
Dr. Rick Marshall: Yes, he pooped me out!
Will Stanton: And now you guys are friends?
Dr. Rick Marshall: While I was snaking my way through his bowels, I don't know, I... I must have dislodged some sort of intestinal blockage. And, yes, he's in a much better mood now. So can we move on? I would really like to go home.
Will Stanton: You were deuced out by a dinosaur. That is incredibly cool.
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