Oh but I already can!!
Val: "If i sneak around vewy vewy quiet like, I can hop into Lovejoy's cage and eat all his dry mix and mum won't ever notice!"
Fang: "If I sneak around vewy vewy quiet like, I can go chew the brickwork in the bird room and mum won't ever notice!"
No dice you guys, mum is onto both of you!!
Jem: "Where is that confounded lorikeet? How is it that he's everywhere all at once?? He's right behind me, isn't he ..... AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
"
Lovejoy: "I'm a 24/7 bundle of sass and green fuzz and attitude and I know it and I do what I want and you better get outta my way - until snuggle time before bed when I wrap mum around my little claw!"
Indeed you do, baby boy, indeed you do