Puns - the worst, the better !!

[LaManuka]

 

[LaManuka]

Waaa waaa waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

 

[wrench13]

If I give my wife carnations for 2 days in a row, does that mean she has been re-incarnated?

 

[LaManuka]

Oh no she didn't .... oh yes she did!!!

 

[Terry57]

The bartender responded:

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[LaManuka]

If I had to see this, then so do all of you!

 

[Terry57]

 

[LaManuka]

 

[Terry57]

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Hahaha, you're killing me!!

 

[saxguy64]

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It's true! And I can say that, being the musician/physicist type that I am

 

[LaManuka]

 

[Terry57]

Why did the spider become a forum Mod?​

So he could make a sticky thread.

What do you guys think of message boards?​

....I'm all forum.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Why did the spider become a forum Mod?​

So he could make a sticky thread.

What do you guys think of message boards?​

....I'm all forum.

This is the first post from this thread to make me laugh. I LOVE THESE

 

[Terry57]

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[LaManuka]

 

[Terry57]

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[Rico_Tiel]

I lost my job at the bank on the very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.

If your day is not going well, you just need to punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

I had to clean out my spice rack and noticed that everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

Why did the police go to the daycare center? A three-year-old was resisting a rest.