Parrot jokes/ memes

[BirdyBee]

does this count as a meme?

 

[Koko_the_fluf]

Wide and chonky birb

 

[Koko_the_fluf]

A few months back I accidently forgot to put Koko in his cage and he literally broke everything that was wood. So, that gave me the idea to make this meme!

*Its

 

[BirdyBee]

im 3

 

[BirdyBee]

 

[BirdyBee]

 

[foxgloveparrot]

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I-the way this is actually made for people to think it's real

 

[Koko_the_fluf]

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im 3

Im 4 I think....

 

[Zoruace]

2

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im 3

2..
Definitely..

 

[BirdyBee]

hello I will reply here before this thread dies

 

[foxgloveparrot]

This thread did not die, well, maybe it did for a second, but not anymore
I will now spam chicken thoughts

 

[Skarila]

I have one for you fellas (I apologize in advance for any hardcore christians)

A burglar comes into a house at night, everything is pitch dark. At one point he hears: "Jesus is watching you". And the voice repeats it self a few times. "Jesus is watching you..."
The burglar turns around and lights up towards where the voice came from. "Who's talkin'?!"
-"Moses" replies the parrot.
-"What fool calls his bird 'Moses'?!"
-"Same fool that calls his pit bull 'Jesus'. "- replies the bird.

 

[Rozalka]

I have one for you fellas (I apologize in advance for any hardcore christians)

A burglar comes into a house at night, everything is pitch dark. At one point he hears: "Jesus is watching you". And the voice repeats it self a few times. "Jesus is watching you..."
The burglar turns around and lights up towards where the voice came from. "Who's talkin'?!"
-"Moses" replies the parrot.
-"What fool calls his bird 'Moses'?!"
-"Same fool that calls his pit bull 'Jesus'. "- replies the bird.

Why have I just read this joke already in the 3rd language?
(not mentiong I've seen even a Polish video version)

 

[Skarila]

Why have I just read this joke already in the 3rd language?
(not mentiong I've seen even a Polish video version)

Honestly it wasn't easy for me to translate from Croatian xD

 

[Rozalka]

So, it was translated... I thought it was in English too Anyway, this joke must be so popular, because it's already in few languages. I've seen a website with jokes about parrots in Czech, later I can translate the funniest ones. But I don't promise when, now I'm too sleepy

 

[Skarila]

So, it was translated... I thought it was in English too Anyway, this joke must be so popular, because it's already in few languages. I've seen a website with jokes about parrots in Czech, later I can translate the funniest ones. But I don't promise when, now I'm too sleepy

I bet that it is a very popular joke in Europe I am not even surprised!

 

[Urstrulyme]

Mean Parrot

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish-washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog; he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, talk to the parrot!"

When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lays there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his business.

The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Too funny and sounds like my African Gray. He’s always bossing the dog around and our dog listens to him lol

 

[Urstrulyme]

BOOOOOOO !

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