Mess up a famous quote

"The purpose of spammer's lives is to make ParrotForums members and moderators miserable." -- Dalai Lama
 
"I came here to do two things, kick spammers' butts and drink wine. And it looks like we're all outta wine!" - The Scarlet Manuka
 
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“If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, it absolutely makes a sound." George Berkeley :D
 
"I came here to do two things, kick spammers' butts and drink wine. And it looks like we're all outta wine!" - The Scarlet Manuka


"Who needs wine when we have ‘SuperMod Powers' .... Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me :D
 
"Every time I get up in the morning, I feel like a new man sleeping next to a new women". - Alzheimers Sufferer (I hope no one get offended by this)

Try being married to a gemini, I tell her regularly that I have no need to cheat, it's like having multiple wives as is lol...step daughter is a gemini too, just because I didn't want to play life on easy...

As a Gemini I understand, and also almost take offense....
Gemini: It will be their two minds ( and a bunch of parrots) against your one and odds are not in your favor.” –
 
"Every time I get up in the morning, I feel like a new man sleeping next to a new women". - Alzheimers Sufferer (I hope no one get offended by this)

Try being married to a gemini, I tell her regularly that I have no need to cheat, it's like having multiple wives as is lol...step daughter is a gemini too, just because I didn't want to play life on easy...

As a Gemini I understand, and also almost take offense....
Gemini: It will be their two minds ( and a bunch of parrots) against your one and odds are not in your favor.” —

Oh I certainly agree, the odds aren't in my favor at all, I don't know how many different minds it will take, but I do know how many are being used lol.
 
You can be lonely if you don't like the person you’re alone with - Dr. Wayne Dyer.
 
"You have a bird on your head. You have a bird in your hand. You can fly yourself any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss
 
"Love means never having to say I'm sorry I bit you"...Anonymous Parrot quote
 
“Speak only if you have something to say.” - Mahatma Gandhi
 
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” - Scott when booting a spammer
 

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