Mess up a famous quote

[Cockatielmom18]

Game idea: take a famous quote and mutilate it! You can also just share your favorite quote or completely make one up!
(This was not my original idea and I don't know if a thread like this already exists but please have fun either way!)
"Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick!"
"Iron Maiden is awesome." -Winston Churchill

 

[LaManuka]

(For those of us who love both Star Wars and Star Trek - yes it is possible...)

"Live long and prosper." - Han Solo

 

[Terry57]

Great idea for a game!

"Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a hoot." - Hedwig (Harry Potter)

 

[LaManuka]

Great idea for a game!

Agreed! But in doing online research for these I've discovered plenty that are HILARIOUS but totally UNPRINTABLE!!

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they're genuine." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[Noahs_Birds]

"Just a like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy" - Nelson Mandella

 

[Scott]

"Everything of worth has already been invented." Elon Musk

This is an awesome game!!

 

[LaManuka]

“I think, therefore I am.” - Dan Quayle

 

[18WheelsOfSteel]

"Ma'am...I am drunk, and you are ugly...in the morning, I will be sober, but you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill

 

[Noahs_Birds]

"Every time I get up in the morning, I feel like a new man sleeping next to a new women". - Alzheimers Sufferer (I hope no one get offended by this)

 

[18WheelsOfSteel]

"Every time I get up in the morning, I feel like a new man sleeping next to a new women". - Alzheimers Sufferer (I hope no one get offended by this)

Try being married to a gemini, I tell her regularly that I have no need to cheat, it's like having multiple wives as is lol...step daughter is a gemini too, just because I didn't want to play life on easy...

 

[clark_conure]

“She was not quite what you would call wealthy. She was not quite what you would call poor. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”--Karl Marx

 

[clark_conure]

"One small step for conure, one giant leap for conure kind as I fly to the office chair" --Zod the conure.

 

[noodles123]

So when I was living abroad, I volunteered with a girl from the Netherlands whose english was nearly perfect (to the point you forgot that she wasn't a native speaker at times). Anyway, one day, someone invited her to do something and when they asked why she declined, she said, "It's just not my peice of cake." HAHAH

Cup of tea....piece of cake....lol

 

[Scott]

"The only thing we have to fear is a dessert without chocolate." - Scott

 

[Rozalka]

So when I was living abroad, I volunteered with a girl from the Netherlands whose english was nearly perfect (to the point you forgot that she wasn't a native speaker at times). Anyway, one day, someone invited her to do something and when they asked why she declined, she said, "It's just not my peice of cake." HAHAH

Cup of tea....piece of cake....lol

Yeah, some proverbs (?, google translation) can be very confusing between different languages. For example in English we say "Apple of the eye" but in Polish "Eye in the head" Once time here on PF I wanted to write "on the other side" instead of "on the other hand" but hopefully I wasn't sure and checked it
Probably I'd also say "piece of cake" because my English isn't better lol

 

[LaManuka]

“There is nothing to fear but the fearless elf!” - Santa Claus

 

[Noahs_Birds]

"I do not repeat myself, I repeat, I do not repeat myself" - Donald J Trump

 

[Scott]

"Parrots make excellent companions but I have no wish to serve under them." - Spock, as a parront

 

[LaManuka]

“Wa wa wa wa Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo.” - Napoleon Bonaparte

(You knew I had to crowbar an ABBA reference in here somewhere!)

 

[Noahs_Birds]

"We didn't start the fire, we didn't light it and we're still not trying fight it"- Scott Morrison PM