The skin at the sides of the Rickeybird's beak curls upward in a sly smile as he senses opportunity. He hands out his business cards to all present, bowing slightly to each in what he hopes is a gentlemanly manner.
The card is on fine Italian vellum, measures 3.5 by 2 inches, and reads...
"Richard T. Bird, Esq.
Contact me concerning unique issues which require creative extra-societal-norm solutions. Got a pesky problem you can't solve through the usual channels? I'm your rooster! For a confidential discussion of your special needs, text me at 1.800.123.4567, or drop by my office: back window at Apt. 321, 7654 Shady Lane.
Hens get special discounts and benefits!
Thank you for your confidence."