Ever been bitten in a "bad" place? ;)
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Birdman666
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I don't know whether people in other countries know this, but "bird" is/was aussie slang for a young woman....
It makes reading some of these posts even funnier.
Well, that is an entirely different kind of shower... and the parrots would get their turn another day, thank you.
thekarens
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I take the birds in the shower with me. They sit on the shower perch and give me the evil eye while I wash. When I'm done with me I get the mist bottle and mist them (while still getting the evil eye.) It's just easier. My birds hate ball caps and jackets, but they are perfectly fine with naked.
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ROFLMAO!!!
Careful, your inbox may become full very shortly with an offer like that.
Well, that's one way to beat the high cost of bird toys!
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The term "Lol" is used to indicate varying levels of amusement, but with you, Michele, "Laugh Out Loud" is often VERY literal! You're hilarious!
How else would you shower with your bird? With clothes on? Now THAT's a little weird..
Hahahahaha! High comedy, Shirre! Thank you both for the much-needed laughs this morning!
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Birdman666
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See, my amazons, and my macaws will stay in the shower playing, until the water turns off. Then they turn their little heads sideways and look at me funny... like, hey, what just happened. We were having fun! They get loud and goofy...
MY CAG ON THE OTHER HAND... "NOT SO MUCH" IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. It's more like he thinks he's the wicked witch of the west...
You're trying to kill me! Put me under the water, and I will melt!
Well the only BAD place I can think of would be like in the bedroom.
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Well, now that approaches this question from a new perspective! :32:
Which begs the question that makes the whole discussion seem a bit silly:
Is there ever a good place to get bit?!
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Mango and Munchlax (Peach Faced Lovebirds)
munch has gotten me once when i leaned on her cage, she made me bleed D: never mess with a cage territorial lovebird... even on accident lol my husband laughed at me. you can guess i think my neighbours heard the yell.
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I almost had something bad happen!! When I first got Tequila {My Zon} . The only way I could move him was with a perch [or I would get bit] . One night I was on the couch in my pajamas with my robe untied and loose. Tequila was hanging out on the arm of the couch. I think he was trying to roll on his back . Somehow he ended up in my robe !! I looked down and saw his feet sticking up in the air and felt his beak against my side .I was crapping my pants thinking how the heck I was going to get him out of there Somehow it all ended well though
Somehow it all ended well though sprince
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My u2 loves to stick her beak in my cleavage. Then she does a vertical motorboat thing......I gotta stop this! Everyone laughs when she does it so of course, she does it more!
Birdman666
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Panama Amazon (1 Y.O.)
I never had any luck at all with lovebirds... I would much rather handle a macaw than a lovebird!
We had a little escape artist lovebird down at the rescue. One time I caught him in the act, opening his treat cup door, and sliding out under it. I extended my finger, and he stepped right up for me, and proceeded to do about a 20 second happy bird dance...
THEN HE BIT THE CRAP OUTTA ME! SIX HOLES IN MY PERCH FINGER FROM THAT LITTLE BA$TARD... CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
A friend of mine had one that would sit inside his shirt pocket, with just his head sticking out. Sweet as pie, with that guy... with me, same deal. Multiple Chomp holes in my finger...
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Hahaha! Which just begs the question: Just how did she come up with that? Lol!
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Ah! Looks like your formidable Bird Whisperer abilities are limited to the larger avian species! Bring on the little guys and you're just chew toy material! *Dastardly evil laughter ensues.* "Assemble my team! Budgies, cockatiels and LOVE BIRDS! Birdman is going down!"
(Sorry all. See what happens when I go to work in a state of exhaustion?) Smh.
JessieRosie
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Haha!
These stories are hilarious!
Rosie loves to crawl around under my jumpers/tops, and has nipped the n*p before! I squealed and jumped and she just popped her head out the top of my top looking very confused!!!
These stories are hilarious!
Rosie loves to crawl around under my jumpers/tops, and has nipped the n*p before! I squealed and jumped and she just popped her head out the top of my top looking very confused!!!
My galah does "dancing" for me. The wings go out and up and she bobs up and down. Sometimes she does a nipping sort of movement. Today she decided that her routine would include moving towards me and whacking me on the nose with her beak. Thanks baby, but I could have done without the Glasgow kiss.
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